ei, pipol... a friend sent me this a while ago. so, what can you say about it?... hehehe


UNDERSTANDING MEN


The nice men are ugly.



The handsome men are not nice.



The handsome and nice men are gay.



The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.



The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.



The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we

are only after their money.



The handsome men without money are after our money.



The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't

think we are beautiful enough.



The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat

nice and have money, are cowards.



The men, who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money

and thank God are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!



The men, who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us

when we take the initiative.



Who understands men?



Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a

woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature

into something you'd like to have dinner with

This is so true!... but I guess men can say the same thing to us. hehehe!

i have a quote that is similar to this...

"Men are like toilets... occupied or full of shit!"

... very true... so true, na nakakainis... kasi sobrang this reminds me of a guy in my past... buti na lang, part of my past na lang siya... mwahahaha...

Hmm... at least I'm a man who can take it!

But one thing I found true about women in my experience:

"Women understand men but men don't understand women"

women understand men? yeah right, do women understand that sometimes men can enjoy each other's company during an activity without the need of asking "what are you thinking? tell me"

it works the same way for both sex, one confuses the other because they dont think the same way

hehehe i'm a gurl, but yup, i know and understand what you mean. i used to ask my ex-boyfriends questions like that... recently ko lang narealize na... ang annoying ko na pala! hehehe

... totoo! girls should make the first move din kasi...



...yah most of us kasi immature

ano itsura ni "the man" nung kayo? hehe...loko lang...yikee! ^_~

The most handsome shit i've ever seen! hehehe! j/k lang

But like what I've always said before... he's beautiful.

[ September 15, 2002: Message edited by: SoPHist ]

Another character I like!

I'm agree with you.

hey, stop using my nick. you're obviously up to no good again.

the thing is, you either marry or have sex with them before you make the classification. "i got to know him only after..."

tell me i'm wrong. there more women than men and every woman seems to have 'experienced' at least one man.