Best hirits during a football game:
a) Ateneo vs. UP
As the Blue Booters press their attack, the UP goalie keeps calling plays, screaming in vain to players who probably don't hear him.
Ateneo PE Teacher (A) to UP Goalie (U): Abah. Ang galeng galeng naman ni Goalie! Pwede nang coach! Sinusundan ka talaga yata ah!
Blue Booters continue to press the attack. UP Goalie keeps crying out to defenders to keep the striking area clear.
U: (*@%*#&(&#((^()()^()* HARANGAN NYO! HARANGAN NYO! HOY )(%(%#)(#)(%*) DUN KA SA KALIWA! IKAW NAMAN ()#%(#()^)(#^)*()(^# DUN KA SA HARAP! HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! ()%)(#%)(*^)()#*^)#!!!!!
A: Pare, ayus-ayusin mo naman. Matatalo kayo nyan.
UP Goalie says nothing. Suddenly, Blue Booter kicks toward the goal, but he misses.
A: Yun ang tsamba, pare. Kung hindi tsamba yun, nakapasok yun, nabalewala yang kakatalak mo dyan.
UP Goalie's face is, by now, resembles an angry rambutan.
Heckling continues.
Another Blue Booter miss.
A: Ano ba? Nakita mo na ngang hindi papasok eh! Akala ko ba magaling ka?!
U: E put*ng*na mo pala e! Ikaw kaya maglaro!
A: T*ng*n* mo rin! SASAGASAAN LANG KITA KUNG AKO NAGLARO DYAN! NAGTUTURO AKO NG SOCCER SA MGA BATANG MAS MAGALING PA SA 'YO!
UP Goalie gives PE teacher the finger. By the time he looks back at the action, there are three Blue Booters headed his way.
The Blue Booters score.
A: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wala pa ako nyan ha!
UP Goalie asks for a substitution.

Ateneo vs. La Salle
Ateneo scores a goal.
Atenean heckles at La Salle goalie, sounding like he's promoting a toothpaste:
"Bye bye confidence!"