While many of you peeps waited until the "main event" to pay attention to the wonderful game of basketball, the 2pm game treated my friends and I to some GREAT tsinelas-league basketball by MY pick for Season 68 MVP, NU's Jason "Suicide Bomber" Malcontento!

You have NOT seen UAAP basketball until you've seen this guy drive headfirst into the ENTIRE opposing squad, with all four of his teammates still practically on the damn bench! Man, even Chuckie's Bride and the REFS were trying to swat his @$$ away, and he basically flipped them all off and drove in anyway! I swear, I haven't seen anyone play like that since one of my own neighborhood's "playground legends" lost his ring finger while dunking in his flip-flops! Bro, you've officially been REBORN! Do I hear an endorsement deal coming from "No Fear!?!"

Jason, dude, I've got first dibs on your game jersey, okay? And I want it SIGNED!

jason malcontento doesn't know the meaning of the word "no." he doesn't know the meaning of "fear." truth is, he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words. but what he does know is that each ball possession is a signal opportunity for him to make a play

Cubao pare, parang tagline ni "Johnny English," 'di ba...

He knows no FEAR
He knows no DANGER
He knows NOTHING...

Seriously pare, IDOL!

to rip off a line from mr. furious sa mystery men:

"somebody must've ripped the 'Q' section off my dictionary.... coz i don't know the meaning of the word 'QUIT.'"

ben stiller idol!

ooops.

jason malcontento thread nga pala to.

jason malcontento is also the perfect contra-pelo to LA. he's quick, well-built and a southpaw. to this day he's the only opposing point guard i've seen who's been able to shut LA down straight up man-to-man.