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Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!
Thursday April 10, 2003

KUWAIT CITY -- Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!

The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor -- but experts who've taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are "100 percent certain" it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.

"There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam -- there's no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose," declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who's seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.

"It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It's also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.

"Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif," reveals the researcher.

Still photographs from the sizzling XXX-rated film, La'iba al-Waladaani (The Two Boys Played), were leaked to a Kuwait news magazine after authorities found it amid a stash of illicit porn in the vault of a recently deceased sheik.

Release of the pictures has resulted in howls of protest from Baghdad.

"President Hussein is the manliest of men. He would never behave in such a repugnant manner," says an Iraqi spokesman. "This is CIA propaganda."

But rumors that Saddam appeared in gay porn films in his younger days have dogged him for decades and almost torpedoed his political career when he was a rising star in the ruling Baath Socialist party.

"He was able to squelch the rumors in the past, but now it looks like the Kuwaitis have found the smoking gun," says a State Department source.

Al-Sabah claims that Saddam, then a struggling law student, acted in porn to make ends meet -- and because he was addicted to gay sex.

In the newly uncovered 86-minute prison flick, Saddam, then just 34, plays a naive young peasant who is wrongly convicted and sent to jail. He is initiated into homosexuality by a series of older and more experienced cons.

"Saddam's acting in the picture is actually quite good," al-Sabah notes. "One scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost can forget you're watching a low-budget sexploitation film." -- By MIKE FOSTER


SADDAM BAKLA!
GUD_BADOODLES
ibang klaseng "SMOKING GUN" yung nahanap yata nila diyan ah!!!!!! (kindat,kindat). hehehehehe.
Kaya pala mahilig sa "SCUD MISSILE" si Saddam, "na-SCUD" na rin pala siya noong bata-bata siya! niyahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
siya ba yung "NAKA-TUWAD" o siya ba yung nakatayo sa film? hehehehehehe
Baka mahilig din siya sa S&M, malay ninyo kung mahilig siyang bumanat habang pinapaliguan ng chemical weapons! niyhahahahahahahahaha!
Mr. Baseball
This kinda confirmed my thoughts about Saddam. Some of his posters/pictures look gay. biggrin.gif
++Artificielle++ ++Intelligence++
really? hahaha! biggrin.gif
Mr. Baseball
QUOTE
Originally posted by ++~~R~o~n~n~i~e~~++:
really? hahaha!   biggrin.gif


Sabi ng Yahoo eh! biggrin.gif
raggster
QUOTE
Originally posted by GUD_BADOODLES:

Kaya pala mahilig sa "SCUD MISSILE" si Saddam, "na-SCUD" na rin pala siya noong bata-bata siya!


thus the fascination for long, hard, erect objects. biggrin.gif

maybe that's why his statue at the Farus Square is standing in a monolith? wink.gif

despite this, i'm still waiting for them to find WMDs. yung "Weapons of Mass Destruction," hindi yung "Works of Massive Disgrace." wink.gif
Mr. Baseball
QUOTE
Originally posted by raggster:
thus the fascination for long, hard, erect objects.   biggrin.gif

maybe that's why his statue at the Farus Square is standing in a monolith?   wink.gif

despite this, i'm still waiting for them to find WMDs. yung "Weapons of Mass Destruction," hindi yung "Works of Massive Disgrace."   wink.gif


WMD - Works of Massive Disgrace? Haha! Nice one! biggrin.gif
gervase
QUOTE
Originally posted by Mr. Baseball:
This kinda confirmed my thoughts about Saddam. Some of his posters/pictures look gay.   biggrin.gif


true. annoying pa yung pics niya sa Iraq. ang dami!
gervase

Saddam, alive and well.






[ May 13, 2003: Message edited by: gervase ]
ranger
BWAHAHa, maybe what they'll find are "Weapons of Ass Destruction" biggrin.gif
gervase
biggrin.gif


gervase


hehe
Raistlin
hehe, kulit ng sundalo sa likod a
Mr. Baseball
gervase: Cool .gif's you got there. :cool:
GUD_BADOODLES
ops,ops,ops... hirit pa!

ano kaya kung tuluyang naging porn-star si Saddam? ano ang magiging pangalan ng mga pelikula niya?

1. DESERT STORM!
2. IRAQ FOREVER: Walang Iwanan.
3. W.M.D - Whopping Massive Dildo
4. A REAR AND PLEASANT DANGER. hahahahahaha
5. Beating Around Her Bush.
6. EX-MEN
7. Mighty Morphing Flower Arranger
8. SpiderManang
9. The Ugly Bakling
10. Shawarma ni Kuya
11. Taste my Kebab
Mr. Baseball
QUOTE
Originally posted by GUD_BADOODLES:
ops,ops,ops... hirit pa!

ano kaya kung tuluyang naging porn-star si Saddam? ano ang magiging pangalan ng mga pelikula niya?

1. DESERT STORM!
2. IRAQ FOREVER: Walang Iwanan.
3. W.M.D - Whopping Massive Dildo
4. A REAR AND PLEASANT DANGER. hahahahahaha
5. Beating Around Her Bush.
6. EX-MEN
7. Mighty Morphing Flower Arranger
8. SpiderManang
9. The Ugly Bakling
10. Shawarma ni Kuya
11. Taste my Kebab


Hahaha! Cool! :cool:
Mr. Baseball
12. GAMITAN: The Al-GAYda Story starring Osama BAK LAden. biggrin.gif
gervase


:eek: biggrin.gif



[ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: gervase ]
Red GLittErfLY

testing..
Red GLittErfLY
Sabi ko na nga ba, maraming bala ang lumalabas sa baril ni Saddam. He "shoots" "men"...
kiddo-
ha biggrin.gif
nameless one
e maraming ka-dobol o decoy c saddam e! pano kung ka-dobol nya un? hehe smile.gif

besides, magkakamukha lahat cla! biggrin.gif
Mr. Baseball
QUOTE
Originally posted by Nameless:
e maraming ka-dobol o decoy c saddam e! pano kung ka-dobol nya un? hehe   smile.gif

besides, magkakamukha lahat cla!   biggrin.gif


Pwede rin. biggrin.gif But I'd rather believe it was really Saddam. wink.gif
++Artificielle++ ++Intelligence++
ano nanga kaya talaga nangyari dun sa sadam na yon?
ey you know what, i had a classmate nung grade 7 sa CSA hussein surname. for some reason, i was in the foreigners class[siguro ako rep. ng pinoy] tas yon, she was my classmate. then i sorta asked are you related to saddam, parang she was offended.. i'm so tactless.. hehe biggrin.gif di ko naman nalaman if yes nga. smile.gif she's pretty ha, in fairness. smile.gif
==+==
Mr. Baseball
QUOTE
Originally posted by ++Artificielle++ ++Intelligence++:
ano nanga kaya talaga nangyari dun sa sadam na yon?


Baka naghuhubad na ulit. wink.gif O kaya nagseserbisyo kay Bill Clinton ng "alam mo na". biggrin.gif
GUD_BADOODLES
QUOTE
Originally posted by Mr. Baseball:
Baka naghuhubad na ulit.   wink.gif O kaya nagseserbisyo kay Bill Clinton ng "alam mo na".   biggrin.gif


Mga posibilidad:

1. nagpa-plastik surgery! baka ito na nga ang pagkakataon niyang maging transvestite!

2. naging "PAPA-SAN" sa isang strip joint sa ermita.

3. baka may magic carpet at bago tumama ang mga bomba, siya'y naka-eskapo.

4. nag-BOMBA habang binobomba.
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