BULAGAAN MUNA TAYO!


I saw this in Eat Bulaga a few minutes ago. They were competing against each other on a gobingo-type portion of the show. In the end, Joseph got to the final round. He chose the topic basketball. Good choice! He got all the answers without help except for this last one.

The 1-million peso question:

"Anong taon unang ginamit ang 24-second shot clock sa NBA?"
a. 1951
b. 1952
c. 1953
d. 1954

He answered 1951!!! Sayang! 1954 ang sabi nina Francis M pero di sya naniwala!

Eto yung funny stuff:

Question: Ilang sides mayroon ang trapezoid?

Joseph: 3?

Joseph: 5?


Question: Ano ang pambansang bulaklak?

Joseph: daisy?


Question: Ano ang sine-celebrate pag November 2?

Arwind: Pistang patay?

Joey: English?

Arwind: ****takes some time**** Honeymoon?


Question: Anong tawag sa statue na binibigay sa Academy awards?

Joseph: Statue of Liberty

kulang na lang ibalik si maui roca, buhay na naman ang battle of the brainless!

Tutoong game show portion yan ng Eat Bulaga with actual prizes?

Yup, Joseph won P50,000 lang. If he didn't choose to answer the last question, he could have won P200,000 or if he listened to Francis M, 1 million pesos sana.

Well, baka naman nagtanga-tangahan lang siya kasi feeling niya hindi naman niya talaga kailangan yung pera - with the money he'll be earning in the pros, chicken feed lang ang P50K!

Pero kung hindi...ngayon alam na ng buong bansa (mula Aparri hanggang Jolo) kung bakit hindi dati pinapalabas sa TV ang La Salle Green Archers pagkatapos nilang manalo ng world - este, Philippines - este, UAAP championship.

hehe...kayo talaga! anyway, it was a good game though..hehe...sayang lang yung P1M question...

of your two theories, think it's the former. fangirls from lasalle find that kind of behavior cute and lovable. blech!

I truly do hope that nagtatangahan lang sila...well we'll never know...

Will anyone in the other school please "translate" their answers for us?

Yeo is such a cretin. No wonder all of his thinking go straight to his balls.

oh well....

Nung sinagot niyang "Daisy" buti na lang hindi siya nahiritan, "Hindi namin tinatanong ang pangalan nung ka-table mo kagabi."

harhar.....haaaaaaaaay buhay! paranag life?!

Clue:

Matamis, unang ginawa sa Egypt, gawa sa honey. Kapag pasko ay "cane" ang itsura.
Dennis Miranda: Cassava? Carrot? Cake?

Ang matamis na ito ay kapangalan ng babae
Dennis M: Turon!

On Arwind's answer regarding the "pistang patay" celebration, Baka he meant halloween.

bwahahahahaha!!


add arwind in the lists.... "translators"

putek.. hanggang ngayon... windang pa rin ako sa mga pinag sasagot nila... har! har!

MacMac, mag-ingat ka pare, tinetable ata ni Yeo ang girlfriend mo!

Awwwww111@#111!!!

SchucKZ1!!! < < )

Ang KyuT talaga ni SePH!!!111#@!

ayaw sabihin ang sampaguita <guita>
imbes na yun ang sagot.. ginawang daisy.. har! har!

sasaan ka pa diba.. lolx!

Funny stuff.

"Honeymoon..."

Napaka- naman iyong mga utak nila.

[FONT=Courier]Check Tito Talao's column on Tempo.

This morning's Sport's Radio

Host: (regarding the national flower question) Even my grade school kid could answer that question. MAHIYA NAMAN KAYO GALING PA KAYO SA ELITISTANG SKWELA!

From Tempo:

Fumble


THANK heavens for Joseph Yeo.


Maybe it's the television cameras. Or the knowledge people all over the country were watching. Or the sight of Vic Sotto and Joey de Leon.
Whichever, I just spent 20 minutes of my mid-morning yesterday watching three of the four best collegiate players in the land ''fumble the ball'' in front of national TV.
Getting ready to shower and be off to work, I got dragged back to the open television when Vic and Joey, host of the noontime show Eat Bulaga!, announced that their game contestants were La Salle's Mark Cardona and Joseph Yeo and Far Eastern's Arwind Santos and Denok Miranda.
Anyway, you probably saw that segment so I need not bother you with details except that (for the benefit of those who didn't) a set of questions were asked each of the players under time pressure, with the two highest scores advancing to the next round en route to the P1 million phase.
The elimination round questions, it has be said here, had nothing to do with basketball. But most of them were so elementary, it boggled the mind how three of the players couldn't handle them.
At any rate, Yeo, the fearless Green Archer slasher, made it to that cool one million round, answering the first four questions (all about the NBA) correctly before faltering in the all-important fifth Q: What year was the 24-second shot clock implemented?
I don't know the answer to that myself so I wish Yeo hadn't gone on to that fifth one, which would have left him with P500,000 instead of P50,000.
Guess the guy doesn't back off challenges. And the fact that he's studying in La Salle probably means he doesn't need the extra dough.
As for Cardona, Miranda, and Santos...
I'm sure they know, even while dribbling the ball, that ''sampaguita'' is the national flower. That ''Bell'' is the surname of the inventor of the telephone. That ''All Souls Day'' is what November 2 is all about. That F in F.B.I. stands for ''Federal.'' And that ''Oscar'' is what they call the Academy Awards.
Maybe they just didn't hear the questions well. Or the sight of the Sex Bomb dancers was a distraction. Or the glitter of all those movie and TV personalities proved too dazzling.
So they stumbled, and stammered, and scratched their heads afterward.
Next time, boys, tell your agents, or to whoever would invite you to appear in game shows, to make sure they ask you only about things you probably know by heart.
You know, just to avoid being, well, awed by the moment again.
Things like ''Which team hosted the 2005 NBA All-Star Game?'' Or ''Who tied Grant Hill for the Rookie of the Year award in 1995?'' Or ''Who among Shaquille O'Neal, Shawn Bradley, Kevin Garnett and Yao Ming doesn't play the center position?''
Joseph Yeo got all that, plus the fact that Hakeem Olajuwon wasn't a member of the original Dream Team.
For that, he's richer by P50,000. And richer in the eyes of people who are interested in things other than the game Dr. James Naismith invented. Naismith, who?

Ouch! The truth hurts...

Hmmm...so the interview with Cito Beltran and the contest with Eat Bulaga...same results...if their agents are lining them up for a comedy career...then they're on the right track...

Looks like this is something that will beat the classic "May Math, may Accouting... BASTA MAHIRAP!".

Tsk, tsk. Joseph Yeo, stop thinking about the motel you went to at Sta. Mesa the night before.

Ts

oh! oh!


tsk..tsk..

uhmmm...whats the course uli of joeseph yeo?

"Maraming math... maraming accounting... basta mahirap. "

Hello people! Huwag nyo naman seryosohin ang mga sagot nila dun noh! Alam ni joseph ang national flower pero imbis na sampaguita na katunog ng name ng gf nya, pinili na lang nya sabihin ang name ng gf ni mac. Pati rin sa straight talk yung tinanong kung ano ang course nila sinabi nila di ko alam eh don't you people have a sense of humor and di nyo ba gets na nagjojoke lang sila.

Ganoon ba? Wala na bang halaga ang Php1.0 million or was he "laughing all the way to the bank"?

Joke? Sure... sabi mo eh. Tutal karamihan dun di seryosong estudyante kasi walang choice kundi dun lang mag enroll. Kaya yan tuloy, kahit seryoso na ang show kabobohan pa rin ang binabandera. iskul bukol na nga, kajologan pa ang gustong ipahiwatig. Sigurado ako proud na proud si Bro. Armin sa mga sagot nila. Mga poster boys nga ang dating.

You are absolutely right ... they are a bunch of walking jokes!!!

Ako ang advice ko lang sayo, sana di ka na lang pumasok at nagpopost dito. Naawa lang ako sayo.

We will pretend that you didn't make that post and we will also pretend that your players will all graduate with honors.

you sound like someone in need of a drug rehab, go back to the real world and try to cut down on whatever your taking.

hahaha, I'm not from La salle. And if you pretend not to read my post why waste time to reply in the first place? Just be cool man.

harharharar! ang hirap nga!

First off, can i please ask you to write in full words instead of in text mode? Medyo nakakasakit sa mata ang magbasa na naka-text e.

Secondly, I suggest you also be cool to the other forum regulars here. They are free to state their opinions albeit crass to some, but it is their right as it your right to defend whomever you deem is worthy to defend. But take it from me, these people have a sense of humor... it is up to you to see if you find that their humor matches your own.

Third, I agree with the others here. If you were on a game show and are playing for one million, seseryosohin ko naman kahit mayaman na ako kakahiya naman na nag-aaral ka pa at hindi mo nasasagot ang mga tanong na nasasagot ng karaniwang bata sa elementarya. You are in the limelight, kids watch you and imitate you. If you send the message that it is okay to not be as serious as it seems in your studies, what kind of role model would you be?

Again, it is my opinion. You don't have to agree nor disagree.

nice one..

joke? huh?! okay sabi mo eh.. but don't you know that jokes are half meant?





bwahahahaha!

Role Model? Whatever! I'm not taking sides and I still believe both schools are good. Those who throw the first stone are those who didn't sin at all. So you think your perfect? Right?

scream, what's your frigging problem?

Please reread my post and absorb what I said. Was there any line there that said that I was perfect?

Yes, these players, when they donned their jerseys with their school name emblazoned in front are role models, albeit reluctant ones. If you are seen on television and children wear your jerseys even if they do not hail from the school you play for, you are considered an icon and a role model to these rather impressionable minds. Even if you don't want to be one, you can't help it because you are seen as one. So giving the impression that you don't study and that you joke around in situations that call for seriousness, what kind of signal are you sending to these kids?

I admire Joseph Yeo and Arwind Santos for their prowess on court, but there has to be more to them then basketball. They shouldn't just be known as basketball players.

Mmmmm I wonder why people who make such comments always have under 10 posts.. parang nagregister lang para manggulo..

Hay naku. Some opinions should really be whispered instead of "screamed" ...

BR, puso mo. Cool ka lang.

Scream, trust me - people can tell if what is being said is meant to be a joke, or when it is being said out of sheer stupidity.

Legal Eagle couldn't have said it better.

Teka, teka di ba galing sa XAVIER si YEO? Siguro ang national flower na tinuro ng mga Hesuwita sa kanya ay Daisy. Hindi kaya?

HINDI.

Uh, yeah. Akala nga namin, tama yung sagot niya e.

Sa college niya natutunan yon.

Sorry kung nagulo ko forum na ito. Hindi ko akalain na maraming magrereact. Change of heart, hahaha kasi katatapos lang ng good friday. We should just respect each others opinion to avoid fight.

Son, if the allies followed your advice "respected" the axis' opinion back in WW2, we'd all be posting messages in japanese and eating schublig for breakfast.

Don't worry, son, you're doing a very good job at entertaining us as far as i'm concerned. Keep on posting!

don't you think joseph yeo is carrying on a relationship on the sly with macmac's girlfriend, whose name is daisy? freudian slip, freudian slip

why not? who knows......ahm..behind cardona's back, eh there's.......
opps....