JBA:
batangnawawala has it covered.
Of course, we have never seen or met him. Although we're sure that wherever we are, umaaligid-aligid yun. He was even present on the buffet table during the recent Ateneo-San Beda game.
Full Version: The Ateneo-basher's Thread
Where are bashers??? I want some fun! 
Hyukhyukhyukhyuk!!! 
Hyukhyukhyukhyuk!!!
Kawawa naman si comm, walang kalaro. O, sige na nga, magpapaka-part-time basher na uli ako:
t@eNe0 bul0k! Ang YaYaBanG ny0h, e bUmaGsaK dn pla c la "iL0ng" ten0ri0 sa exam! b0b0 dn pla cya! DpaT nag-lasal na rin cya!
t@eNe0 bul0k! Ang YaYaBanG ny0h, e bUmaGsaK dn pla c la "iL0ng" ten0ri0 sa exam! b0b0 dn pla cya! DpaT nag-lasal na rin cya!
QUOTE(Mighty_Alumnus @ Aug 30 2004, 06:49 PM) 
Kaya ba ninyong mga level 3 poloyapoys itong entrance test namin?!? Sige nga subukan ninyo!!!!
Time Limit: 3 weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. The North Pole
d. the sky
e. La Salle
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Lupang Hinirang is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of manila produces the most lemons?
a. Taft Ave.
b. Lipa
c. Alabang
d. Illigan
e. Bacolod
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does DLSU (De La Salle University) stand for?
20. The Cambridge University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting
You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.
'to lang di pa ninyo kaya paano pa kaya trisem?!? Oh ha! Ano ha!?
Time Limit: 3 weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. The North Pole
d. the sky
e. La Salle
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Lupang Hinirang is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of manila produces the most lemons?
a. Taft Ave.
b. Lipa
c. Alabang
d. Illigan
e. Bacolod
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does DLSU (De La Salle University) stand for?
20. The Cambridge University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting
You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.
'to lang di pa ninyo kaya paano pa kaya trisem?!? Oh ha! Ano ha!?
Nakow, the three-week time limit is up! Sana medyo dinalian mo nang kaunti. Naka-ilang nosebleeds na kaya ang Gang Green?
C'mon acomm. Patience is a virtue. 
^^^^Sawa na kasi ako sa Archerpride.com. Hyukhyukhyukhyuk!!!
To quote from a favorite Ateneo basher of mine...
"BILANGIN NA NATIN ANG MGA SANDALI BAGO ANG KAMATAYAN NG MGA ATENEGRO!
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
PATAY NA ANG ATENEGRO!"
-- MY_maka_mandag, Ph.D.
"BILANGIN NA NATIN ANG MGA SANDALI BAGO ANG KAMATAYAN NG MGA ATENEGRO!
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
PATAY NA ANG ATENEGRO!"
-- MY_maka_mandag, Ph.D.
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