Kaya ba ninyong mga level 3 poloyapoys itong entrance test namin?!? Sige nga subukan ninyo!!!!


Time Limit: 3 weeks

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?

a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?

a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. The North Pole
d. the sky
e. La Salle

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

a. yes
b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Lupang Hinirang is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of manila produces the most lemons?

a. Taft Ave.
b. Lipa
c. Alabang
d. Illigan
e. Bacolod

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does DLSU (De La Salle University) stand for?

20. The Cambridge University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting

You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.

'to lang di pa ninyo kaya paano pa kaya trisem?!? Oh ha! Ano ha!?

pocha naman oh. we go through the effort of making an exclusive thread for you, and all you have to say is this?!

seriously, you can do better than that! ilabas mo na ang pagka kantoboy mo!!!

you ateneans are so full of it... it makes me feel like less of a person just posting here... why can't you be like us in Taft, we never let any of our LRT and jeepney-polluted air get into our head... what 6th man are you talking about? 6th men dapat, anim nga eh... by the way, I never said your 6th men was a sham... I know how to count, 'no! sham is nine, anim nga sabi eh...

i am just so glad that i am not part of the evil azure empire... although most of the times I wish I am so that I can be more near to Chris...chris... chris... chris...

basta, i play for la s_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He! He! He! Wala lang.

Nakita ko lang kasi na the great FGT is lurking.

mga gago!

una si TY.. sunod si Joseph.. ngayon si Jerwin naman...

4.. and counting... hehehe

mga gago!

Hanggang yan lang ang kaya mong i-post? Wala ka nang mahirit ano?

mga gago!

you'll have to excuse the poor fellow KADIRIpagBLUE. he's been bashing in PEX using different alternicks and brought nothing but embarrassment to UP where he couldn't even graduate kaya lumipat ng warwick. it's typical for him to resort to insults and namecalling like "gag0" whenever he's outwitted or unable to argue. he's become the resident PEX clown. ganyan talaga ang product ng La Salle elementary and high school system.

KADIRIpagBLUE is from Warwick? So, his (her?) school hymn must be...

...The moment I wake up... Before I put on my make-up...

Pwedeng-pwede pala silang magsama ni FGT.

you'll have to excuse the poor fellow KADIRIpagBLUE. he's been bashing in PEX using different alternicks and brought nothing but embarrassment to UP where he couldn't even graduate kaya lumipat ng warwick. it's typical for him to resort to insults and namecalling like "gag0" whenever he's outwitted or unable to argue. he's become the resident PEX clown. ganyan talaga ang product ng La Salle elementary and high school system.

hahahahah

pwede ko ba ituloy? bagay naman kay you-know-who eh

...I see a little player called TIU.....

...forever, forever, you'll be in my heart...

...OH I LOVE TIU....

okay everybody now....

I have suggestions to make this thread successful:

1) bawal asarin ang nag-bash, hayaan lang, more so, dapat lalong i-encourage. huwag na lang mag-react, we all know what's true and what's not. I think the reason why nobody actually posts any "real bashing" is because of fear of getting ganged up on by everyone else. so let's not react to any of their bashing, tumawa na lang tayo. it's all in the spirit of fun anyway.

2) bawal mag bash against any other school except Ateneo, people from other schools other than ateneo, and anything related to any other school except ateneo.

3) bawal mapikon!

just my thoughts.

Maybe this should be called "The Official Ateneo-Basher Appreciation Thread" kc we want 2 b jus lyk dem...

...and then the other exclusively-for-bashers thread can be called "The Official Bashers' Sanctuary."

KADIRIpagBLUE is from Warwick?  So, his (her?) school hymn must be...

...The moment I wake up... Before I put on my make-up...

Pwedeng-pwede pala silang magsama ni FGT.

mods, can this thread be renamed to "The Official Ateneo Basher Appreciation Thread?"

(Hope this is alright with you, bluwing. We accidentally turned this thread into something else.)

im making myself an account in greenarcher.net so I can do some greenarcher bashing. Sana il be accorded the same generosity ( in terms of space) and respect that we ateneans are giving to our bashers when I start logging into greenarcher.net

It is such a wonder.

Ranting, wailing and whining for the sudden unexpected reversal of fortune. Venting one’s venom to decry an injustice only feasible in their demented mind… but such incredible manifestation of lunacy is predictable especially if you are talking about a culture known for being soooo blue.

Not so long ago, we had our share of ranting. It was ugly but the criticisms were mainly concentrated on our community. We blamed ourselves: the players’ lack of heart, Pumaren’s coaching style as old and weary, our crowd being pathetic and our community’s apparent apathy. Actually, we’ve criticized everything in our midst… BUT we never passed our woes to others.

For us, the buck stops here.

Lately, the cloak of poise and the armor of demeanor once shielding the blue community’s hypocritical way have been brought into the light… exposed & revealed for what they are truly made of. Wimps and crybabies blaming everyone except for themselves! Passing the bucket – all the time, every time.

The UP-ateneo game was built up as the Battle of Katipunan and it was a revelation. It was an emotional game mainly due to the amazing streak by UP. In a big way, Ateneo did hype the momentum for their own vested interest, as they want to make a grand statement that they are truly the streak stopper. Unfortunately, the ateneans were deceived by their own lies, as invincibility is not an inherent trait. They came into the game expecting everything to come their way. They thought that they had a bigger heart and they thought that there was indeed a 6th man. They knew it was going to be a physical game and they believed the thugs in themselves would rise to the occasion and make a difference. But they were wrong. It was a rough and tough game that made the blue eagles look like wimps amidst the attacks of the barbarians rampaging their way. In the end, they blamed the referees for bad officiating and the UP Maroons for the punishing treatment they got but not themselves.

Later, when they realized that even with all the whining, nobody believes them. They got no support whatsoever from anyone as they looked like sour losers and wimps crying because they got beaten up well & good! The next thing they could possibly hope for is for UP to beat La Salle. They were so upbeat wishing and praying ill intentions to come our way. So be it, but never did I expect Ateneo to side with us especially when they have nothing to gain for doing so. Unfortunately for them, we did not follow the ateneo way during the game. Who in the right mind would follow such “girlie man” basketball? You know damn well that the opposing team plays rough & tough and you are still going to play your usual finesse game? … What a no brainer! Nevertheless, I’m not going to gloat over our win over UP. The Maroons are a classier player than the blue thugs. They may play rough & tough, but we do know to play the same. It was a gallant stand for the Maroons; it’s just so unfortunate that we have to meet them in a game when it mattered most to them and also for us. No doubt, I would rather have UP playing against us rather than the presumptuous blue squad. When the going gets tough, you just got to be tougher or else you would end up being beaten up!

That’s how it was, it is and forever will be… that’s the ateneo way – passing the buck and blaming others but never themselves.

Losing brings out the true color of a person. It’s either you put the blame on your own or you make sure to pass it to others. Owing the responsibility is the true man’s way… bitter it maybe, it’s going to help you in the long run. Passing the buck is the coward’s way, you may get away with it but you are just fooling yourself in the end.

We have been criticized for being too harsh and critical: on our players, our team, and whatever we see as imperfect BUT they are better than blaming others for the mistakes and woes we have created on ourselves. Our cheering sucks and we criticized it… so be it but we make the necessary move to improve it. Our players are playing senseless basketball and lacking in heart, we are going to criticize them to the hilt, not to ridicule them, but to point out the mistakes and for them to realize that nothing in the real world comes easy. We see our community having a sense of apathy, we acknowledged such problem exists but our awareness in accepting such problem is the difference we have from the other community. All the problems that they can throw to us are not being kept under false disguise; they cannot throw anything that we are not aware.

We do not blame others for our shortcomings. It is so easy to blame the referees but have they looked at their own mistake? It is so easy to ridicule the opponent for playing a tough “kanto” style of play but how come they did not adjust to it?

In a culture where greatness was thought to be an inherent right, definitely it is going to create problem especially when things do not go their way. It’s so easy to blame but once in a while, one must learn how to take responsibility, learn to accept the reality of life and be man enough to stand up for your own mistake.

We can easily do it because we do not have an aura of greatness beyond what we truly are. We are not a bunch of hypocrites pretending all the time that we are the chosen race. We have our frailties, our mistakes and our shortcomings… we have long accepted that such liabilities are part of ourselves. It is being human after all. But amidst all the unexpected things happening now in the UAAP, one thing remains unchanged…. It is the hypocrisy of the blue community.

We still have one game in the elimination round and that is against UE. We maybe feeling good at this point with a splendid second round record and going to the final four and still peaking but winning is not a sure thing. But one thing is for sure, whether we win or lose; we are not going to blame others for whatever is the outcome of our game. We may even come to a point of blaming ourselves, our players and our community again but so be it as long as we are not passing the buck. The Buck stops here; win or lose we are claiming it as our own responsibility.

But can they do the same? …. I doubt it very much!

Btw, lucky win by ateneo against NU! Nevertheless, one thing is for sure if we win against UE on Thursday, either Ateneo or FEU is going to join us with the same standing. Be it Ateneo or FEU in the final four, no prediction whatsoever, we are just going to play hard and tough basketball…. Bring it on!

FGT should be the one posting that here! this is what this thread is all about! bakit tayo pa magpopost ng literary genius niya?

c'mon FGT! show us what you've got!

i wonder what he's gonna say if the same thing happened to them last saturday?na tipong napuno ung game nila ng mga bad calls at natalo sila...asus...wag na patulan.he's not worth our time.

FGT has been hibernating because of DLRT's so-so performance, especially during the first half of the season.  Now that the Green Archers are resurging, we can all expect him to come "out of the closet" with his usual blah-blah-full-of-BS, overly wordy, grammatically-challenged, kilometric epistles.  His write-ups are perfect examples of "how to write without really communicating." They're the written versions of long, boring political speeches without making a point.  .... Perfect torture for those with attention deficit disorder (which means practically all DLRTians who are FGT's primary audience). 

alam nyo ba na sinasabi sa kabila na fair-weather sixth men daw tyo...

share ko lng...alam nyo ba na sinasabi sa kabila na fair-weather sixth men daw tyo...nkakaasar lng coz ilang linggo na ang nakalipas since the admu-dlsu game...and yet...they're still at it!ggggrrrr...