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bluewing
since marami rin namang "kups" na mahilig mag-lurk dito sa AMING site at ginawang career ang mag-bash and post crap, i decided, "hell, why not give them a thread they can call their own?" para sa ganoon ay hindi nakakasagabal sa intellectual discussions namin sa ibang worthy threads. in this way, maaari ring magkakila-kilala ang mga losers dyan like FGT, taeneo, etc. who knows? this might be the start of something beautiful for fags like these. pwede rin silang magsimula ng EB among themselves or something. saya di ba? convenient na, socially arousing pa!

so ateneo bashers, post all your anti-ateneo (the devil) "hate mail" here. plot ateneo's destruction, come up with all your "clever" TAENEO hirits, put all ateneans down and compile them all here!

ateneo-basher's... this one's for you!

(because here in ateneo, we are indeed men for others... even you) smile.gif


*** PRO-ATENEO forum members are of course welcome to post here as well. just imagine, kung nag-post lahat dito ang mga yan... this is guaranteed to be funny as hell. parang punchline o laffline ang labas nyan...
riddler
mukhang natakot ha =>
BLUEness
c'mon guys! this is your chance! tongue.gif
hmmmm...
this thread really shows the true atenean attitude.. im speechless.
i feel less of a person for even posting this here.im sorry...but you guys are so full of yourselves. thats all... thank you for giving us this chance to tell you... well, just so you know...
Pineforest Crunch
*tear.drops*
DivineFist
I'm looking forward to the posts in this thread. Though I'm a die-hard fan of the Blue Eagle, who knows what darkness lies in the HEART... biggrin.gif
MIRON
Haba ng sinabi mo baka di nila naintindihan
jc_superstar
nice idea.

go people, bash bash bash. tongue.gif

kun kelan naman binigyan ng chance dun ayaw i-grab. blink.gif
bluewing
QUOTE(hmmmm... @ Aug 29 2004, 07:02 PM)
this thread really shows the true atenean attitude.. im speechless.
i feel less of a person for even posting this here.im sorry...but you guys are so full of yourselves. thats all... thank you for giving us this chance to tell you... well, just so you know...

good start... o yung iba pa dyan!
lucyindie
QUOTE(hmmmm... @ Aug 29 2004, 07:02 PM)
this thread really shows the true atenean attitude.. im speechless.
i feel less of a person for even posting this here.im sorry...but you guys are so full of yourselves. thats all... thank you for giving us this chance to tell you... well, just so you know...

Akala ko ba speechless? e ang dami pa sinabi. hehe.


oops wrong thread!!!! wrong thread!!!!
KADIRIpagBLUE
mga tang na nyo!
subzro.14
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:16 AM)
mga tang na nyo!

as in TY T@NG? hehehe... tongue.gif

2... and counting... laugh.gif
KADIRIpagBLUE
QUOTE(subzro.14 @ Aug 30 2004, 12:20 AM)
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:16 AM)
mga tang na nyo!

as in TY T@NG? hehehe... tongue.gif

2... and counting... laugh.gif

as in YOU. obobs!
subzro.14
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:25 AM)
as in YOU. obobs!

3... and counting... laugh.gif
Pineforest Crunch
laugh.gif

Hapless creatures these bashers are.
KADIRIpagBLUE
QUOTE(Pineforest Crunch @ Aug 30 2004, 12:30 AM)
laugh.gif

Hapless creatures these bashers are.

labo mo naman. i thought this thread is for bashers.....
true.blue
This is a great thread. Just like a rat trap that lures the ...
Pineforest Crunch
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 29 2004, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE(Pineforest Crunch @ Aug 30 2004, 12:30 AM)
laugh.gif

Hapless creatures these bashers are.

labo mo naman. i thought this thread is for bashers.....

Kaya nga may laugh.gif eh.

Oo nga para sa inyo nga. Natatawa lang ako.
skylar20
To Kadiripagblue,

Bring it on! Show us what a nasty mouth you have!
wonderboynastyman
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:16 AM)
mga tang na nyo!

pocha naman oh. we go through the effort of making an exclusive thread for you, and all you have to say is this?!

seriously, you can do better than that! ilabas mo na ang pagka kantoboy mo!!!
bluewing
sige pa.... sige pa...!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5FootCarrot
The reason why the bashers aren't posting anything is because there are more pro-Ateneo forum members on this thread, waiting to jump all over them the minute they post something.

Let's give the bashers some space. This is, after all, their thread. cool.gif
Eagle_Eyes
hehe this is my kind of thread wink.gif

since this is for the bashers and will hopefully be their official tambayan, ako naman ang mag-lu-lurk dito for a change ph34r.gif

i've always wanted to experience the feeling of being a lurker and a stalker- the type who does nothing but wait for the perfect opportunity to make the stupidest and most brainless remark, tapos mawawala for a time kasi after being overwhelmed by the forum regulars, he/she realizes how stupid and brainless his/her remark actualy was laugh.gif in other words, i wanna make a fool of myself tongue.gif

okay...game.

ph34r.gif
wonderboynastyman
since no of them bashers have the guts to put this thread to good use, i'd like to volunteer to be a part-time basher...

Mga gung-gong kayo lahat! I hate you! Shut up! Pak You sa Earth! I'd rather be green than blue! AAAAAAAAAAH!
5FootCarrot
Can I be a part-time fangrrl?

Go LaSaL! mAc CaRdOnA n JoSePh YeO 4evr!!!!!1111ONE wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif *swoon* *drool* *gasp*

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Getting off the thread now.
lucyindie
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:25 AM)
QUOTE(subzro.14 @ Aug 30 2004, 12:20 AM)
QUOTE(KADIRIpagBLUE @ Aug 30 2004, 12:16 AM)
mga tang na nyo!

as in TY T@NG? hehehe... tongue.gif

2... and counting... laugh.gif

as in YOU. obobs!

sino ba talaga? si TY o si Joseph?
itsme
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Aug 30 2004, 11:42 AM)
Can I be a part-time fangrrl?

Go LaSaL! mAc CaRdOnA n JoSePh YeO 4evr!!!!!1111ONE wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif *swoon* *drool* *gasp*

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Getting off the thread now.

[QUOTE]
naku carrot! iisa lang ang response ko sa pst na yan: Yuck forever to the tenth power. Im a self confessed fan girl,but those guys are the last people on earth I'd swoon over.hehehe wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif
Eagle_Eyes
ph34r.gif

still lurking....

what's taking them so long..?

ph34r.gif
true.blue
Maybe they don't have access to PCs during their short lunch breaks. Maghahanap pa yan ng internet cafe.
5FootCarrot
dat la TeNorIo s soooooo BaRuMbAdO!!!!1111 dd u c wat he did 2 dat KaWaWa PlAyEr fr adamson? bInAtUkAn nya!!!!11111 oF AlL d NeRvE!!11111 PaRaNg ung gnawa nya k pApA jerwin last yr!!1111 hu DoEs la tHiNk hE s eniwei?

%$$^**(*(T&R%%^$%!!!11111ONE
bugoy_king
Carrot bagay sa iyo.
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gaslighting_abbie
here let me have a crack at it:

WE R ON3 LA SALE PUMAERN FOR3VER ANIMO11!!1!! WTF
riddler
kudos to bluewing for stating this thread. mukhang walang gustong pumalag.

belat to all the ateneo-bashers!

ano, potsu pala kayo kapag hinamon, no!

tameme kayo . . . pot-su kayo!

tameme kayo . . . pot-su kayo!

tameme kayo . . . pot-su kayo!

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Pizza Guy
Paging F@ggo Tomato...

Care to elaborate more on your Ateneo's 6th Man Myth???
wonderboynastyman
just to put this thread to good use...

##GrAbeH k@y0nG mgA TaeNeaN$!!! AnG y@y@b@nG NiyoH!!! BakeT niyo azAr si Kuy@ Jherwin Lagi?! So Bad kayo. InggeTT lang kayo kasi LeVeL 4 kameH!!! ^^ ,
cager
you ateneans are so full of it... it makes me feel like less of a person just posting here... why can't you be like us in Taft, we never let any of our LRT and jeepney-polluted air get into our head... what 6th man are you talking about? 6th men dapat, anim nga eh... by the way, I never said your 6th men was a sham... I know how to count, 'no! sham is nine, anim nga sabi eh...

i am just so glad that i am not part of the evil azure empire... although most of the times I wish I am so that I can be more near to Chris...chris... chris... chris...

basta, i play for la s_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He! He! He! Wala lang.

Nakita ko lang kasi na the great FGT is lurking.
wonderboynastyman
QUOTE(Pizza Guy @ Aug 30 2004, 03:21 PM)
Paging F@ggo Tomato...

Care to elaborate more on your Ateneo's 6th Man Myth???

Pizz@H GuY, UR sooooo YabaHNG!!! Y R U makIng Fun of My IdoL FGT?!!! Ha? Y? Y doEs The DooR Knob? Y?

(Hi Pizza Guy, it was nice seeing you at yesterday's game. smile.gif )
Pizza Guy
Ill pretend to be Greeen Ranger
A Ranger that is Greeen!! tongue.gif

====================================================

Things are clearing up for DLSU right now.
I told you they were peaking early.

I would rather not have a sweep in the first round and be on a rampage in the second round than vice versa. Look at it now.

ADMU is on a slide. Their only future win this season is NU.

FEU is on a semi-slide. UE is so so with a so so record. UP is surging but too late. ADAMSON sucks.

DLSU can run away with this title. All it need to do is win the rest of the games which it has proved it can do. The toughest teams is over na. It's time to sweep the rest of the league.

Projected standings:

FEU 11-3
DLSU 10-4
Admu 8-6
UE 8-6
UP 7-7
Adu 6-8
UST 6-8
NU 1-13

It's looking clear na for DLSU. Guys we have to cheer like we did vs. ADMU always. They are not the targets of our green arrows now. Now it's the championship.

ANIMO!!!!
Pizza Guy
QUOTE(wonderboynastyman @ Aug 30 2004, 07:40 AM)
QUOTE(Pizza Guy @ Aug 30 2004, 03:21 PM)
Paging F@ggo Tomato...

Care to elaborate more on your Ateneo's 6th Man Myth???

Pizz@H GuY, UR sooooo YabaHNG!!! Y R U makIng Fun of My IdoL FGT?!!! Ha? Y? Y doEs The DooR Knob? Y?

(Hi Pizza Guy, it was nice seeing you at yesterday's game. smile.gif )

Hahaha... Likewise pare... Tanda na natin, but we still look young... cool.gif
Mighty_Alumnus
Level four spelling!
Ready...
one... two...

L! E!.... ah.... V!....er.... E!... L F...!H...! O....!

errr... sige na nga level 3 na lang kayo spelling...
wonderboynastyman
QUOTE(Mighty_Alumnus @ Aug 30 2004, 03:48 PM)
Level four spelling!
Ready...
one... two...

L! E!.... ah.... V!....er.... E!... L F...!H...! O....!

errr... sige na nga level 3 na lang kayo spelling...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

natawa ako mag-isa sa office ah! laugh.gif
Pizza Guy
Hail! Hail! Alma Mater.
Hail! De La Salle....
Blah-blah... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...
Blah-blah... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...
Blah-blah... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...
Blah-blah... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...never shall we fail...
Fail to thee our Alma Moreno, FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!...

Did I sound too bad or what? rolleyes.gif
wonderboynastyman
QUOTE(Mighty_Alumnus @ Aug 30 2004, 03:48 PM)
Level four spelling!
Ready...
one... two...

L! E!.... ah.... V!....er.... E!... L F...!H...! O....!

errr... sige na nga level 3 na lang kayo spelling...

I swear, i'm still laughing up to now. Mighty_Alumnus, this has got to be a classic hirit. Take a bow. *clap clap* cool.gif
missus personality
hmm..pansin ko lang puro forum regulars nagpopost dito..asan na ang mga dakilang bashers na umeepal kapag hindi kelangan? ngayong me thread na sila, wala sila lahat.

tongue.gif bashers: bring it on! tongue.gif
joescoundrel
Wasabi Mashed Potatos

One (1) kilo, large dark-skinned potatos (about four or five same-sized pieces), peeled
Two (2) litres of tap water
1/2 tablespoon of course salt
Three (3) tablespoons of Star margarine, softened to room temperature
Three (3) tablespoons of prepared Wasabi paste
1/4 tablespoon millground black pepper
1/2 cup sour cream

Bring water to rolling boil over high heat in a large pot. Put in potatos one at a time and bring heat down to medium-high. Add in salt and let boil for exactly 30 minutes. Remove potatos from boil and place in a large bowl. Add in margarine, sour cream, pepper and wasabi. Mash everything into a fine pasty texture, making sure there are no lumps at all. The end result must have a pale green color. Goes well with roasts and barbecues.

Oh, I'm sorry, para sa BASHING pala ang thread. Akala ko mashing. My bad. wink.gif
Eagle_Eyes
ph34r.gif

huh.gif

rolleyes.gif

can't take this any longer.....sige ako na din...


ANG AARTE NIYO! PALIBHASA NGAYON LANG KAYO NAG-CHAMPION! PALAGI NA LANG NASA TV. KULANG NA LANG BIGYAN NG SARILING SHOW. WHEN WE WON THE 4-PEAT, WE NEVER DID ANY OF THESE THINGS!! SABAGAY EVERY 14 YEARS LANG NAMAN KAYO NANANALO HAHAHAHAH!!!!


hmmm...i'm really tempted to reply to my own post hahahaha laugh.gif
lefthandside
This was forwarded to me by a friend. Apparently, this Lasallian doesn't just bash Ateneo, he or she bashes every school even his/her's. Read on...

Psycho Speaks
Vol 10

Psycho Speaks...on School Pride

Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game? The one where La Salle blew a 15-point half time lead? The one that robbed many a Green's wallet and savings accounts of their contents? The one that most of you rubbed in my face the moment you saw me? Yeah, that one.

Well, it got me thinking of several things. Chief among which was how I can get away with bleeding Cardona's throat for choking YET AGAIN! But it also got me remembering about my college days. It seemed like eons ago and yet some feelings seem so fresh today even after 6 years.

I was a diehard Archer fan back then. Win or lose I'd be at the games, cheerin g and shouting for all I was worth. School Pride. You loved your campus and hated the others.

We all outgrow it eventually. Or do we? Let's test it shall we? Listed below are several schools and what I think of them. Try to see what you feel after reading what this jack-off had to say about your university. Enjoy.

ATENEO
This school's trademark is arrogance. Nothing more, nothing less. I have, to this day, not met an Atenean who does not think that their school is THE best there is. Even La Sallites and um, uh, UP people (what do you call yourselves anyway?) are not this shamelessly boastful. This does not mean to say however, that they are all pricks and witches. Some of the best buds I have are Ateneans. All two of them. But come on! Seriously, the only thing Ateneo can claim to be the best in is creating a 2-hour gridlock over a road stretching 3 damned kilometers!!!

Oh, and Interdisciplinary Studies is NOT a course. It's Jesuit charity for the incurably dumb and lazy.

ADAMSON
Hmmm, let's see what I can say about Adamson. Well, there's the fact their school color is blue like Ateneo. Their team mascot is a bird like Ateneo. Aside from that, there's not a shred else. Damn this school is boring.

FEU and UE
Do any of you know what FEU stands for? Forever Useless! Yes, I'm an ass. But joking aside, the Far Eastern University and the University of the East are two schools whose names imply that at least one of them was founded by a group of people who had the creative, artistic, and imaginative prowess of a pile of rocks.

Seriously though, these are feel good schools. If you don't believe me try visiting either campus. The moment you see them, you start feeling good that you don't go there.

UP
Here's a school that, for better or worse, is totally bereft of any identity. Some people regard it as THE premier educational institution in the country. There are those who, for good reason, look at it simply as one big vicious playground. And others see it as a breeding ground for militant wannabe rebels who try to lobby for whatever cause they deem to be in the country's best interest. For those of you who can truly relate with the latter you have to be in your late 40's or 50's. Shit you're OLD!!! La lang.

I favor the first two views. It really IS the best educational institution there is. And I'm not just saying that because I'm surrounded all day by UP graduates who'd just as soon throw me off the 11th floor balcony given the slightest provocation as look at me. I really, really do believe...that they will kill me if I say anything bad against UP.

Can you blame me? The only thing longer than the list of UP's distinguished
alumni (Miriam Defensor included) is the list of all the in-campus violence. There's a psycho lurking deep inside each UP educated man/woman/child . This will be confirmed by the amount of hate mail I'll be receiving from them.

UST
Here's a school that will totally drag down one's social status just by being enrolled in it. I don't care how rich you are or how cultured you may be, if you're from UST it don't mean shit. That's not necessarily a bad thing. I know of several obnoxious AB kids who were brought down several pegs while studying there and are now some of the nicest, most unassuming people to walk this planet.

It's funny to note how much this place of learning mirrors the current social state of the country every time the UAAP season kicks in. Come the basketball tournament, they're all friends. You see them chanting, clapping, and giving each other high-fives. United by a common goal, the rich and the poor are united as one. After the event is passed, they all go back to hating each other.

DLSU
Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT. That's a classic ain't it? It's as hilario us now as it was when I first heard it in 1994, which is to say, it's about as funny as getting kicked in the crotch. It's sad to note for a proud alumnus such as myself that a school with as impressive an academic pedigree as La Salle has become nothing more than a money-hungry institution whose only requirements for acceptance nowadays seem to be a pulse, an IQ over 80, and the financial capacity/ability to pay. Nowadays, whenever I incounter a person clayming to be from La Sall and they speech bad, have poor grammage, and cannot spill correctness, I am not surprice.

NU
I'm not even sure if this place is a real school. And I don't mean that in a
snooty-you're-nothing-compared-to-my-school way. I mean I'm not even sure
this place actually exists. I actually started believing that its initials really stood for Negative sa UPCAT. Think about it. Do any of you really know anyone from NU? Do any of you even know of anyone who knows a nybody from NU?

And if any of you even point to their basketball team and the audience that watches its games as proof of its existence, I beg you to think of this point. They act like absolute maniacs and they even look the part. If we go by that, then the National University is not a school. It's a correctional facility.

CSB
This school has had a bad rep since the day of its inception. Admittedly, it started out as a place where DLSU can deposit its non-performing students so as not to give up the sizeable revenues from those hopeless bastards who have the money to shell out but not the ability to count it. Everybody knows this already.

What people don't know is that CSB now boasts of fine world class courses
designed to equip the Benildean with the tools necessary to succeed in the real world. These courses include Basic Arithmetic majoring in the Multiplication Table, Whining with a specialization on Tantrums, and the ever popular Strategic Investments: What to do with your Parents' Money.

CRC/UAP
Them Opus Dei folks can slap it with whatever initials they deem fit, it would still not change the fact that this school will forever be known not by its academic achievements but more by the fact that it is the only school with a car to student ratio nearing 1:1. (No my dear CSB students and alums, that is not read as one colon one.)

The meanest thing one can say about CRC is that it's a school filled with students rich enough to be Ateneans, but will never be smart enough to be such. The nicest thing one can say about CRC is that it's near a Starbucks open until 2 am.

Now I realize I might have offended some people out there. Let me tell you right now that I am whole-heartedly and humbly sorry. I am sorry that you have no sense of humor and nobody had the heart to whack your uptight head when you were growing up. For those of you did app reciate this, I give seminars on insensitivity and creatively callous writing. Feel free to email me.

Peace and chill folks.
-psycho!!!
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joescoundrel
To all the Regulars who keep telling me what a totally insensitive, raging, callous, incorrigible so-and-so I am, meet Psycho!

Psycho, you are GOD!

Thank you for pointing out how badly folks need to take out that pole sideways up their ass.

Do you have seminars on creative writing too?
tejan
QUOTE(joescoundrel @ Aug 30 2004, 06:03 PM)
To all the Regulars who keep telling me what a totally insensitive, raging, callous, incorrigible so-and-so I am, meet Psycho!

Psycho, you are GOD!

Thank you for pointing out how badly folks need to take out that pole sideways up their ass.

And I thought joe and Mav were the heroes of sarcasm in this site.

Mabuhay kayo!

(Oo nga, ang galing sa creative writing ni Psycho. And he's from Lasalle? i'm impressed!)
blue_reaction
FGT, why don't you want to post? I can see you lurking there... ph34r.gif But really, vent out your feelings! Masama naman na hinahayaan mong kumulo ang mga emosyon mo sa loob lamang, diba? wink.gif
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