TOP 10 SONGS IN THE BLUE EAGLES' PLAYLIST

10. "Jump Around" by House of Pain (recommended by Ford Arao)

9. "Body Movin'" by the Beastie Boys (Jobe Nkemakolam and Japeth Aguilar, the Dynamic Dancing Duo)

8. "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie (Magnum Membrere)

7. "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash (BJ Manalo--hey, how did this get in here?!)

6. "I Feel Fine" by the Beatles (Japeth Aguilar)

5. "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly (JC Intal)

4. "Next Year" by the Foo Fighters (Johann Uichico and Yuri Escueta)

3. "Fight Like A Brave" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers (Bajjie del Rosario)

2. "Survival" by Bob Marley (Larry Fonacier)

And the No. 1 Most Played Song...

1. "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones (Coach Sandy Arespacochaga)

Fairytale in New York by the Pogues (Mickey Guidaben)

Top 10 Players Who Never Made It In Ateneo (All-Sayang List)

10) Erwin Luna

9) Poch Juinio

8) Pets Tioseco

7) Peter Martin

6) Phil Bonus

5) Ryan Jaworski (yep, same guy you're thinking)

4) Ma Ming

3) Tyrone Bautista

2) Jasper Javier

1) Mordor / Sauron

Top 10 Players You're GLAD Play For Other Schools

10) ...

Teka, huwag na lang ...

No bashing nga pala dito.

Top 10 Players You'd Like JC Intal to Posterize

10) RJ Masbang

9) Jemal Vizcarra

8) Bono

7) Alonzo

6) Arwind Santos

5) KG (not!) Canaleta

4) Joseph Yeo

3) Mark Abadia

2) Mac Cardona

1) Jerwin Gaco

joe, maybe mark caguioa should be on your list as well.

My 10 favorite Bleagle alumni

1. G/JEC [CHIA]
Star of the best game I've ever watched [and that includes the PBA and NBA].
Thanks to him, we made it to the finals.

2. EPOK QUIMPO
No LA? No problem.

3. RICH ALVAREZ
MVP, gentleman

4. RICHIE TICZON
Tried to keep the team competitive during the "dark years."

5. GABBY CUI
Scrappy playa

6. DANNY FRANCISCO
Sayang talaga. Could have been a PBA great.

7. ERIC REYES
Ex lasalista. Silent worker. Plays hard. Hindi maangas.

8. WES
The guy every Lasalista loves to hate.

9. ALEX ARANETA
Batchmate ko eh. And for one game, he was brilliant. Surprised the world
[except Alaska] when he was the number 1 pick sa PBA draft.

Last but not the least...

10. JOJO LASTIMOSA
Played for one sem lang daw but who cares.

Wow, a backcourt of Cortez and Caguioa. What could've been.

Christian Luanzon

Don Yabut

de Guzman

Ok lang pare, ang kailangan kasi ng Ateneo ESTUDYANTE hindi MERCENARIO!

But sometimes indeed, what could have been: Cortez and Caguioa in the backcourt, Wes, Rich and Rico up front, Ryan, Brandon, Rainier and Paul Tanchi off the bench, with The Nose calling The Shots ... oh well ... better once every 14 years than the expectations of winning every year and getting your ass handed to you going for a fifth!

Top 10 Things You Wanna See More Of In UAAP Action

10) More and better TV coverage of other non-basketball sports

9) The return of AM Radio coverage for the men's basketball games

8) The return of BOXING to the UAAP

7) A return to Loyola Center (hindi pa din matanggap ng sistema ko na "Blue Eagle Gym" na siya ngayon) as a venue for the men's and women's basketball games

6) Sportscasters who really know the games they are covering and are passionate about their coverage (no more Chiqui Roa, Hazel Aguilon and that something-something Castro guy PLEASE)

5) Better choreography from ALL the cheer dancers; and let's please stop throwing people high into the air and barely catching them afterwards

4) A total ban on that ridiculous "shooting arrows" choreo from the DLRT pep squad

3) Grade School kids doing the Blue Babble routine!!!

2) More and better TV coverage of football season (it's a football world peeps!)

1) Fanboyz at the women's games! (Banner optional)

5)

top ten reasons why ateneo will win vs. adamson this saturday:

10. the falcons doesn't know yet the game will be held in ULTRA.

09. richard alonzo will be outed as a steroid user and thus be suspended by the UAAP for the rest of the season.

08. jojo hate will be too tired to suit up after being asked to repair the leaking roof and the faulty game clock of his dorm, este, gym.

07. ken bono will insist on scoring inside, while ramil tagupa plans to unveil his newly-discovered three-point range.

06. the entire trillo clan will do a pumaren family thing by massing behind the adamson bench, with dad wacky shouting out plays from his era.

05. the adamson coaching staff's new set of out-of-bound plays will backfire because they forgot to assign who will inbound each time.

04. LA tenorio will come to play dressed as a mummy all wrapped in saran tape, where the names of japeth, larry, moe, curly and all the jesuit martyrs are neatly written on, which will scare the hell out of the falcons.

03. the falcon adamson will bring to the game supposedly to rev up the morale of their team will suffocate and die inside its holding cage. some will comment they should've brought the stuffed one in the university president's office, while others will comment it should have been the president inside that cage.

02. mark abadia will bring the wrong set of uniforms to the game. by the time he produces the right set, ateneo will be singing that dang song again.

01. two words: LUIGI TRILLO.

Pare after Adamson game dumerecho ka na lang kila Tolits, ubusin natin natirang Barcelona. Puro pang-inuman na basagan ng bituka ang kwento mo!

Mukhang family affair rin lang ang Sabado matapos ang laro, kila Tolits na lang tayo, dalawang tren lang naman katapat noon. Wala pa tayong iisiping laro kinabukasan kasi next Saturday pang sunod na laro nung mga totoong "All Siga" team ng Ateneo, kaya pwede tayong magpakalango hanggang muling pagsikat ni Haring Araw!

Top 10 Angas but-i'm-glad-he's-on-our-team players:

10.Tonichi Pinzon-ay sorry nung HS lang pala siya maangas
9.Sonny Tadeo-does stepping someone's "face" qualify him for this?
8.Olsen Racela-mostly off the court ang angas nung magkakapatid pero sige na din
7.Ritchie Ticzon-Still remeber the in your face tapboard against Limpot
6.Gabby Cui-ang angas lang talaga nung pumped up dance niya...di niya natiis nung legends game and did it again.
5.Jean Alabanza-BJ Manalo...BJ Manalo...BJ Manalo...
4.Enrico Villanueva-dishes out as much as he receives but with alittle somethin'-somethin'
3.Rico Santiago-can't forget his staredown after smothering Limpot's shot
2.Seph Canlas-he'll send you to his cousin if you you don't watch it...on the court and OFF
1.Wesley Gonzales-Ask Cardona,Yeo and Abadia...premier trash talkers that wild wild Wes owned

Top 10 Signs that College Basketball is Going Soft
(inspired by Maverick's post on the "Loyola Center..." thread)

10. There is no more pre-game tension.

9. Crowds are civil to each other.

8. Balloons and cardboard cutouts are distributed to the crowd.

7. Little sisters attend Ateneo-La Salle games with impunity. (Mine does!)

6. Little sisters can run around on court for 5 minutes and have possession of the ball more often than both teams combined.

5. Teams are slapped with technical fouls for running their hair dryers too loudly during timeouts.

4. The halftime show is longer than the entire game.

3. The halftime show is more action-packed than the entire game.

2. The starting five also star in the halftime show. (Boys in miniskirts! *squeal*)

...and the No. 1 sign that college basketball is getting too soft...

1. The team staff now includes a Master-Eskinol-and-cotton-ball boy.

You wanna see Rey Mendoza, Christian Luanzon, Arwind Santos and JR Aquino in mini-skirts?

I plan to squeal over the ones with nice legs, and laugh at everyone else.

Jerwin Gaco has nice legs.

.... and you know this because?....

by any chance, have you been looking at his legs because that is the only feature he has that bears being noticed? No offense to the guy because I do admire him for being the breadwinner but really....

Be that as it may, if he looks funny in a miniskirt, I will laugh at him. (And if he looks better than me in a miniskirt, I will be very upset. )

Wala na bang ibang Top 10 Lists diyan? I've got a couple waiting in the wings, but don't want to post them so soon.

While I haven't seen my favorite pamangkin in a mini-skirt (and I will be damned if I ever do, Young Lady) I will venture to guess that Jerwin doesn't look quite that good. Unless of course we are talking about the leather get up Brad Pitt had on in TROY, then he'd look mighty fine. Son of a gun's got Judoka legs, strong, well-built. That's how he keeps people in line in the low post.

All right, just to keep the ball rolling, so to speak, and shift the topic from Jerwin in a skirt, I humbly present

Top 10 Things Sandy Arespacochaga Does in His Spare Time

10. Sleep.

9. Read.

8. Work out.

7. Go out with friends. Keep an eye out for any of his players to make sure they're not breaking training.

6. Watch TV. Laugh whenever someone gets slimed on any of the shows on Nickelodeon.

5. Watch game films.

4. Write "Ateneo de Manila University Head Coach Sandy Arespacochaga" over and over again.

3. Say "Ateneo de Manila University Head Coach Sandy Arespacochaga" as fast as he can. Over and over again.

2. Surf the atenista.net forums. Wonder if he can crash a 14BP to talk basketball with the knowledgeable regulars.

And the No. 1 thing Sandy does in his spare time...

1. Look in the mirror while holding a black pen over his upper lip. Wonder whether to grow a mustache. Finally conclude -- "Naaaah!"

that post above made my day. great one carrot

top five reasons why luigi trillo is different from the other UAAP coaches:

5. he's a lasallite who's married to an atenean and coaches at adamson.

4. he hires assistant coaches on the basis of their looks. kung tisoy ka, you're in.

3. his main task is to recruit, not to coach. for him, it doesn't really matter if they end with a 0-14 record, what's important is he gets the blue-chippers away from ateneo and DLSU. so whenever they lose a close game, don't blame him, blame his assistants--who got their job on the basis of looks in the first place.

2. he believes he can speak shit-conyo to the likes of abadia, hate, and tagupa and make his point across, and

the number one reason why luigi trillo is different

1. he's the only coach who practically dares his school management to fire him and gets away with it.

Top Ten indicators or tell tale signs that the poster is from the green side:

(10.) To hide his bias, he chooses the name Blue Archer;
(9.) He posts about the Level IV pollution index thing;
(8.) Grammar;
(7.) He thinks Moro is the nickname of Norman Black;
(6.) He thinks oral exams are for the College of Dentistry;
(5.) He actually thinks we have a College of Dentistry;
(4.) His posts are full of intrigues;
(3.) He thinks "Fundador" is a song Ateneans sing when they are drinking;
(2.) He can cheer "Blue Eagle Spelling" but he also spells "T H E K I N G" (and he even gets the spelling wrong sometimes); and
(1.) He buys five tickets for every game: one for him and four for his alternicks.

Sorry if I am mean today. Heh, he, he. I am just excited for tomorrow's game.

hehe! panalo yung #2 nyo gaslighting_abbie & cackler! hehe!

Top 10 Game Day Superstitions By The Blue Eagles

10) Jobe tells all his teammates to give him the "noogies" head rub (massages the scalp to help him grow back the 'fro)

9) Bajjie talks to the High School graduation picture of his batchmate Rico for inspiration and guidance

8) Yuri and Magnum have a "Beda Moment" together

7) JC studies highlight reels to see what kind of dunk he'll throw down

6) Chris gives all his teammates an Eskinol Master facial

5) Ken holds AJ's left hand to get some of his sister's shooting touch at the post

4) Doug rubs a magnet into his hands (please make the ball stick, please make the ball stick!)

3) LA looks up the feast day of a Jesuit saint or martyr to write on the masking tape he wears on his uniform in case none of his teammates is unable to play

2) Japeth prays to his miraculous appendix

1) Marty kisses a picture of a mutated 5-foot carrot downloaded from the Internet

I did an image search on Google and I'm not sure if Marty would be interested in kissing any of the results Anyhoo, because I just want to post it, here are the

Top 10 Things to Say to Get Rid of the Guy Who's, erm, Defending You Too Closely

10. "Stop invading my personal space!"

9. "I think I'm gonna puke."

8. "Oops...tama si Coach, hindi dapat ako kumain ng pork and beans..."

7. (Assuming you ate lots of onions and garlic before the game and didn't brush your teeth) "Hhhhhhi."

6. "Look! Your coach is mooning us!"

5. "Look! The courtside reporter is flashing us!"

4. *SNEEZE* *COUGH*

3. *SNEEZE* *COUGH* "May SARS ako." *SNEEZE* *COUGH*

2. "May crush ka sa akin, no?"

And the No. 1 thing to say to (hopefully) get rid of that guy nailed to your backside...

1. "May crush ako sa iyo."

Or simply do what Rico used to do and plant your elbow into the guy's Adam's apple! (Paging Adonis Sta Maria)

Top 10 Topics Of Discussion At The 14 Beers NOT Related to Basketball

10) What is the sound of one hand clapping

9) "War stories" and other Ateneo anecdotes

8) Other sports

7) Developments at the campus

6) The real identities of the rabid anti-Ateneo cyber-denizens and our fondest wishes for their ilk

5) Other forum sites i.e. U-Belt, Peyups, etc.

4) Our thoughts on the "green" sites

3) Forum Regulars we haven't met yet but would like to

2) Forum Regulars abroad or otherwise indisposed

1) Whoever didn't show up for that night but said they would

you forgot something, joe...


ano ba talaga yung tripod joke?

I shall leave the infamous TRIPOD JOKE to Maverick, Peking or Ghost!

To those who wish for a reference, feel free to scan back on the 14 beers pics thread or the 14 beers project thread.

damn, i really miss this song.

i feel like sean connery's character in hunt for red october everytime i sing this.

hey

i've been a regular reader of this forum but never posted anything. i just have to say, this thread (did i use the right term? hehe) is hilarious! definitely made my day!!!

Top Ten All time Ball Hogs in the UAAP
10. Jayvee Gayoso (ADMU 88) - the ADMU scoring machine of the 80's
9. Badjie Del Rosario (ADMU) - after coming from the bench he gets the ball then drives to the hoop rightaway
8. Dodong Postanes (FEU 89) Never saw a shot he didnt like, got famous for mimicking charles barkley's commercial: to quote the guy he said "i'll aroung you, i'll through you, i'll dank it!"
7. Mac Cardona (DLSU) siguro you should just give him his own ball and the rest of the archers theirs. Well they wont even notice it. Kahit timeout hawak niya bola. ganon siya ka swapang.
6. Bennet Palad (UST 86) I dont know how he and Pido J. shared the ball.
5. Paolo Mendoza (UP'00)- still holds the most points scored record of 69 pts
4.Michael Bravo (UP '02) -sa sobrang swapang niya he should also be credited with an assist when he gets a basket
3. Romulo (Mulong) Orillosa (ADU'90) Whenever he gets the ball the first thing he does is look at the ring then before you know it he made an attempt.
2. Pido Jarencio (UST'85)- licensed to kill naman isya coz he averages 30 ppg although they lost to UE always.
and the no.1 ball hog the UAAP ever had is....
1. Dolreich Perasol (UP 92 or 93?)- he is the classic attempts to minutes ratio guy. he probably has more attempts per minute compared to any. He could probably put up 5 shots before beating the 30 second shot clock then. NO wonder UP had a tough time winning a lot of games in their time. He was a one man swapang crew.

Speaking of All Bwakaw Teams:

Nestor Echano (FEU) = Gunner to the core, any shot within 40 feet of the basket was a good shot for this guy

Joseph Yeo (Lasalle) = Hogs the ball even in shootarounds, and yells at teammates who don't keep getting him the ball in warmups

Braulio Lim (UE) = Kept thinking he was such hot shit as the former King Warrior, a power forward who routinely takes three or four treys in a game (makes one every three games or so)

Bobby Diloy (UE) = Shoot-first point guard who recognized only one other teammate on the floor (Lim), on a team that had Wowie Ibanez, Jun Catalan, Mar Morelos and Arnie Gamboa

Jeff Napa (NU) = Former King Bulldog couldn't get the damn ball enough, taking at least 20 shots per game

Apollo Lim (Adamson) = At a time when the Falcons still had the likes of Eddie Laure and Jerome Ejercito he was still leading them in scoring

Kenneth Duremdes (Adamson) = Led the UAAP in scoring, quite a feat considering he had productive big men like Marlou Aquino, EJ Feihl, Jobet Pineda; so prolific he was leading the league at a time when Ateneo gunners Vince Hizon and Richie Ticzon were already each averaging over 21 ppg and were only 2nd and 3rd on the leader board

Nino Gelig and Cyrus Baguio, both tried out for us and the green camp, both schools didn't take them. Naawa siguro sa UST.



Top Ten Players We All Love To Hate

10. Abadia (Masyadong feeling magaling)
9. Bravo (Isa pang feeling magaling)
8. Castro (DLSU) A thug til he met Ryan Pamintuan's elbow
7. Bacani (FEU), Pa kiss-kiss pa sa Ateneo crowd
6. Sharma ( Need I say more)
5. Booker (Puro pananakit ang nasa isip pag tayo kalaban)
4. Gaco (Bahala na kayong maghusga)
3. Yeo (Can't stand him at all)
2. Valeriano (UST) Aric Del Rosario's attack dog versus Rich Alvarez
1. Cardona[/b], Dapat lang syang sampalin

Top 10 reasons why adamson lost....

10. the normally bullstrong alonzo was never the same after aguilar stuffed the ball down his throat

9. poloyapweh...plap...yapoy (that guard wearing red sneakers) saw limited minutes inspite of his good D, primarily because coach luigi had a hard time pronouncing his name. ("po....loyaaah...pweh. poloyoyaaooooo.... hate, ikaw na lang pumasok.)

8. when pep squads start to look like the sexbomb dancers, bad things happen.

7. real pep squads do not, i repeat, DO NOT, make "giling" to the tune of that sax-intro song.

6. mark abadia forgot that players actually graduate after 5 fouls...

5. that copied drumroll from taft was way too uninspiring... (ah-benson!!!)

4. the adamsonians (?) got what they asked for... voltes five.

3. when la tenorio sees red shoes, he goes in for the kill. thanks poloyapwe.....

2. wacky trillo was secretly giving his son instructions...

1. luigi listened.

ROTFLMAO

i was surprised big time when i saw olsen racela's name on the angas players. can i ask why are they angas? in what ways? hehehe.

I'll add up something to that list...


>>> Hate (Adamson) - Dahil skanya, Rich's bid for a 3rd straight MVP award, crashed!

>>> Abadia (uli) - sha nga ba ung nakasira ng ring sa Loyola Center or c Hate??? (palibhasa, mga war freak)
- same person who approached Wesley Gonzales last season and asked for a fight which involved the 2 coaches as well.... (remember???)

>>> Gaco - need i say more?

>>> Santos (FEU) - remember season 65, FEU-ADMU game of 2nd round, kung hindi dahil sa 3 pointer nya, panalo ang ateneo!

i'll think of more.. soon

Top ten all time bashers vs. Ateneo

10. Weed - how can you say a man getting trounced upon by size 14 shoes is actually winning the fight against Enrico Villanueva? Too much weed.

9. Wacky Mathay - Everytime his idol gets virtually beaten up he immediately comes to BJ's aide. Talo pa si superman sa pagrescue kay lois. sayang... if only his grammar is as good as his loyalty to BJ...err... ah...aren't they today?

8. UP_Oblation - Feel na feel na nakalusot sa UP and loves nothing more than to suck up to the number one Ateneo Basher. He is the tail pinned on a donkey's ass.

7. Real Thing - well for you old timers this guy or girl or "it" belongs to the sarcastic crew who thrives in eating anything blue... everything got real when Ateneo won.

6. Smiley - remember this guy? He is an MFI graduate. I wonder which financial institution is making a lot of money because of this genius.

5. Rafa Dinglasan - I am not too sure if he is posting stuff on the net but this is one thug that despizes anything blue. He hates blue so bad that he started punching a guy wearing blue in last year's final four royal rumble... I am not too sure if that cop arrested Jabba the FAT.

4. Alternick Central - this spot is for those who always get banned for one reason or the other and it becomes quite dizzying to go after all of their nicks.

3. Green Ranger - Funniest among the bashers for obvious reasons. Good thing he is on our side for being the king jinxster!

2. Green Arrows - Level headed? Try alterego or alternicks. Bukong buko kung sino talaga siya.

1. FGT - his deep hatred for Ateneo is as deep as his love for la salle (and Chris Tiu). We do not need to elaborate but he is certainly an excellent case study for psychiatrists and psychologists who specialize on pedophiles.

Top 10 Books That Will Never Be Written by UAAP Personalities (both past and present)

10. Turning the Other Cheek by Mac Cardona

9. Mr. Manners' Guide to Proper Grooming and Etiquette For Men by Mark Abadia and KG Canaleta (with foreword by Eddie Gil)

8. The Quitter's Handbook by the National University Bulldogs

7. Pack On the Pounds by JC Intal

6. Lose Weight Now by Ken Bono

5. Winning (and Losing) With Class by Joseph Yeo

4. Explaining Einstein's Theory of Relativity by Carlo Sharma

3. Grace Under Fire by Luigi Trillo

2. Nice Guys Finish Last by Rich Alvarez and Larry Fonacier (with foreword by the Banal Brothers)

And the No. 1 Book that will never eeeeeeeever be written by a UAAP personality...

1. How to Win Friends and Influence People by Franz Pumaren

Top 10 "Tribute to Larry" Ideas Rejected by the Blue Eagles

10. Carry around a Larry banner (rejected by Uichico, Escueta, et. al. kasi sila malamang yung taga-hawak no'n, plus the team will either get slapped with a technical foul for standing too much or else trip on the damn thing...)

9. Wear Larry buttons on their jerseys (rejected by everyone to avoid being accused of carrying foreign objects onto the court)

8. Wear Larry practical joke squirt flowers on their jerseys (it would have been fun, but see rejection reason above)

7. Stick masking tape with Larry's name written on it to their jerseys (rejected by LA kasi nauubusan na siya ng tape)

6. Wear Number 14 jerseys in the game (hehe)

5. Participate in the halftime show to pump up the crowd (rejected by Bugs and Magnum dahil na-trauma na sila noong Season 65)

4. Blue and white war paint (rejected by Chris kasi baka masira yung Eskinol Master complexion niya )

3. Number 14 tattoos (rejected by Bajjie because he's saving the space for his Tau Gamma artwork)

2. Shave the number 14 into the backs of their heads (rejected mainly by Jobe and Doug because, well, you figure it out )

And the No. 1 tribute idea rejected by the Blue Eagles...

1. Shave their heads as a sign of respect (rejected by Marty because YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE 'DO! )

Top 10 Ateneo games from MY recent memory



10.2001 Final 4 versus FEU-Ateneo gets the monkey off its back by beating the Tamaraws despite a suspended Enrico Villanueva.

9.1999 vs UST-Magnum Membrere hits a buzzer beating lay up to send Ateneo to its first Final 4 in years.

8.1996(yata)-Ateneo 3 point bombs its way to a 20 point stunner over the mighty DLSU Green Archers-outrageous game...threes everywhere from the Sison twins,Verayo,Rentosa,Tioseco etc

7.Round 1 Season 67-Ateneo rallies from 16 points down to beat DLSU in the opening day of the tournament.

6.1988 Finals versus DLSU-Source of Dindo Pumaren's permanent scars with Ateneo as the Danny Francisco,Jun Reyes,Seph Canlas,Jet Nieto,Eric Reyes,Olsen Racela led team beats the then-tisoy DLSU green archers.

5.Round 1 Season 67-Ateneo rallies from 20 points down to beat the 2nd place Adamson Falcons with a Tenorio three.Most emotional game I've seen.

4.1987 Finals versus UE-Ateneo rallies from 20 points down to beat Jerry Codinera and Boysie Zamar for the UAAP Title

3.Game 2 2002 Final 4-Gec Chia sends Ateneo to the Finals with a miraculous heave from outside to send the mighty UE Warriors packing.

2. Game 1 2002 Finals- Larry Blocks Cardona twice to seal win that led to our sweet championship.

1.Let's wait and see...who knows what may else may happen.

Hopefully, this season will have a lot of memorable games to offer though the DLSU and ADU games were already memorable for me

Top 10 Banner designs which i'd like to share to the public but will never be given the chance to do so.....

BANNER #10
pic: back of poloyapoy's jersey
caption: he who cannot be named

BANNER #9
pic: ty tang shooting over la tenorio
caption: i ain't your ***** no more

BANNER #8
pic: cabahug & chris tiu, side by side facial shot
caption: master eskinol, before & after

BANNER #7
pic: la tenorio almost breaking the ankles of gatchalian with his crossover
caption: dance, *****!

BANNER #6
pic: back of manalo's jersey
caption: he who must not be named

BANNER #5
pic: aguilar stuffing the ball down alonzo's throat
caption: piso lang ang pamasahe

BANNER #4
pic: doug kramer preparing to catch a drop pass from tenorio (ball is still in mid air)
caption: mission impossible

BANNER #3
pic: cardona being *****-slapped by a fratman (vidcap quality)
caption: la salle scandal 2

BANNER #2
pic: joseph yeo & his wet-look porcupine look
caption: ganda ko noh? gandang ricky reyes.

BANNER #1
pic: close-up of luigi trillo (admu vs adu, 4th quarter)
caption: what now, coach? (size 72, bold font)

Tell us what to do, Coach Luigi!

panalo!!

The Top 10 plays of the WILD UAAP weekend in our Courtside Countdown.


10. Ugly win, but Don Yabut's clutch free-throw.

9. Junjun Cabatu makes sure a miracle shot won't take the game away from them.

8. Pribhdas'(sp?) double-pump lean-in 19 footer at the buzzer. May foul pa dapat.

7. Intal blocks Alonzo from behind.

6. Intal's one-handed fastbreak slam. (Yeah babyy!)

5. Chad Alonzo's Encore! (courtesy of Japeth!)

4. Magnums' 3 to cut the lead to 4. (crowd goes wild!)

3.Macky's MOVE! (Can you say siiiide step??)

2. "When was the last time you saw a UAAP player dunk the ball with TWO hands Sev?" Intal gives the Eagles the lead!

...And the (obvious) #1 play is...

1. Tres ni Tenorio. (Larry, this one's for you.)

The Top 10 Reasons We Should be Glad That We Are Not Rooting For The Other Teams:

10. We don't have to cheer for Abadia and Hate

9. We don't have to cheer for mercenaries who don't exhibit loyalty to the school, much less actually attend classes,

8. We don't need to organize a signature campaign to determine who's willing to cheer continuously during a game to liven up the crowd (cmon people, that's the job of the pep squad)

7. Our guys dont wear skin-tight, revealing spandex shorts and elevator shoes when they perform at halftime ON NATIONAL TV.

6. Our band doesn't play the theme song from Voltes V and Lone Ranger.

5. We don't have to wear red (parang mass valentine celebration)

4. We don't have a pep squad who incorporates slow "beer house" music with their performance (and they're supposed to rev up the crowd)

3. We don't need to cheer "******* let's go, ******* let's fight, ******* let's go and win this fight!" (an irritating cheer if you ask me)

2. We don't need a minus one to sing our alma mater song,

and....

1. We don't have to gyrate to "GO ****, GO ****, GO ****, GO GO GO GO !!!!" (complete with the arm waves and hernia-inducing hops hehe)

TOP 10 PLAYERS YOU WISH WERE PLAYING IN THE ERA OF THE BAD-ASS BLUE EAGLES OF 87/88:

10) Enrico Villanueva (Bagay na bagay para sa mga panahon na iyon.)

9) Jerwin Gaco (DLRT) - worthy opponent, good match for Mel Basa or Albert Morales

8) Arwind Santos (FEU) - subukan niyang mga simpleng paniniko niya kay Eric Reyes

7) Toti Almeda (UP) - deceptively rugged player who would be perfect for Haj Jeongco

6) Jun Canuday (Adamson) - kay Olsen Racela pa lang iiyak na ito

5) Chad Alonzo (Adamson) - Sep Canlas's long-lost soulmate

4) Ira Buyco (UP) - ITO ang talagang magandang matchup kay Albert Morales

3) Jojo Hate (Adamson) - a ito kay Mel Basa

2) Joseph Yeo (DLRT) - Sep Canlas will put this ninja in traction

1) Mac Cardona (DLRT) - ito naman reserved exclusively for Jett Nieto (and Jett's dad!)