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Blue Ronin

Jan 5 2006, 10:26 AM

QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Dec 29 2005, 12:31 PM)

Hmm. It's been a while since I last posted a Top Ten list.

TOP TEN FOOTBALL MOVIE CLICHES

10. The quarterback's jersey number is 12, just like Joe Namath.

9. The "bida" team in the story often features a wide receiver who can run like the wind.

8. Sadly, this wide receiver who can run like the wind also has butterfingers.

7. This wide receiver who can run like the wind but has butterfingers is almost always black.

6. There's always at least one scrappy little guy on the "bida" team.

5. The scrappy little guy often wins the big game for the team, or at least scores a crucial touchdown.

4. There are almost always cameo appearances by former and current football players.

3. The coach is often a straitlaced guy who gets tough on his team before they eventually bond.

2. The coach often delivers a stirring halftime speech to inspire the players to improve after a dismal first half.

And the No. 1 football movie cliché is...

1. Of course, the underdog team always wins the big game.

Smells something like "The Replacements"....

5FootCarrot

Jan 5 2006, 03:32 PM

Ronin, The Replacements is only one of the football movies I have seen that helped me make that list

TOP TEN SUGGESTED SIGNS FOR THE WWE EVENT IN FEBRUARY

10. WOOOOOOO! (by Pizza Guy)

9. TRIPLE H BULOK

8. CARLITO BAGSAK SA PEPTEST

7. I'VE SEEN TORRIE NAKED (by Pale_Rider)

6. BOOGEYMAN KAIN TAYONG BALUT

5. (paglitaw ni Daivari) MAGKANO DEEBEEDEE?

4. (paglitaw ni John Cena) OMG IT'S DIRK DIGGLER!

3. T*NG*NA MO, KURT! (by Pizza Guy)

2. MABUHAY SI BAUTISTA! (by admu_addict)

And the No. 1 suggested sign...

1. THE CHAMP IS MINE!

atenean_blooded

Jan 5 2006, 08:48 PM

Suggested signs:

"BOBO LASALLE!"

"YEO GAGO!"

Killer Angel

Jan 14 2006, 03:07 PM

QUOTE(Blue Fuel @ Aug 2 2004, 11:07 AM)

Top 10 Ateneo games from MY recent memory

10.2001 Final 4 versus FEU-Ateneo gets the monkey off its back by beating the Tamaraws despite a suspended Enrico Villanueva.

9.1999 vs UST-Magnum Membrere hits a buzzer beating lay up to send Ateneo to its first Final 4 in years.

8.1996(yata)-Ateneo 3 point bombs its way to a 20 point stunner over the mighty DLSU Green Archers-outrageous game...threes everywhere from the Sison twins,Verayo,Rentosa,Tioseco etc

7.Round 1 Season 67-Ateneo rallies from 16 points down to beat DLSU in the opening day of the tournament.

6.1988 Finals versus DLSU-Source of Dindo Pumaren's permanent scars with Ateneo as the Danny Francisco,Jun Reyes,Seph Canlas,Jet Nieto,Eric Reyes,Olsen Racela led team beats the then-tisoy DLSU green archers.

5.Round 1 Season 67-Ateneo rallies from 20 points down to beat the 2nd place Adamson Falcons with a Tenorio three.Most emotional game I've seen.

4.1987 Finals versus UE-Ateneo rallies from 20 points down to beat Jerry Codinera and Boysie Zamar for the UAAP Title

3.Game 2 2002 Final 4-Gec Chia sends Ateneo to the Finals with a miraculous heave from outside to send the mighty UE Warriors packing.

2. Game 1 2002 Finals- Larry Blocks Cardona twice to seal win that led to our sweet championship.

1.Let's wait and see...who knows what may else may happen.

The Ateneo vs La Salle Dream Game(Best Of The Best)held December 8,2005.Wesley Gonzales ties the score by making a 3 point shot in the the last 15 seconds.A few seconds later,Rico Villanueva(Of All People)making his own 3 point shot with 1 second to go to win the game for the Blue Eagles.Remember,this game was billed"Best Of The Best" and inspite of it only being an exhibition game,both teams gave their hearts out.The blue Eagles were practically composed of the 2002 Championship team plus Olsen Racela.On the other hand,the Green Archers were composed of a selection of their 1998,1999,2000,2001,and 2004 Championship teams.

Pizza Guy

Jan 18 2006, 12:18 PM

QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jan 5 2006, 07:32 AM)

Ronin, The Replacements is only one of the football movies I have seen that helped me make that list

Sayong-sayo na si Edge...

Peace!

5FootCarrot

Jan 19 2006, 08:16 AM

Excuse me, but "the Champ is mine" is supposed to be a spoof of John Cena's "the Champ is here." Now that he's not champion anymore, guess I don't have to make that sign.

In fairness, may hitsura naman si Edge, but he is so obviously taken.

admu_addict

Jan 19 2006, 10:35 PM

carrot, i heard he and lita had a recent falling out, and both of them were actually apprehensive on what they did on RAW... that botched "live show" hehe.

Pizza Guy

Jan 23 2006, 09:19 AM

Add ko lang kahit pang Smackdown Tour. (I think this April or August)

"Mabuhay Undertaker! Greetings from Funeraria Paz."

5FootCarrot

Feb 6 2006, 04:33 PM

Who says basketball players should have all the fun?

TOP TEN PROPOSED ICE SKATE MODELS ASSOCIATED WITH HOCKEY PLAYERS

10. Bauer GoalTrainer 5000 ("the Brodeur") - reinforced toes for toe saves, contains special computer chip designed to trip up the wearer if he ventures outside the designated zone for goaltenders

9. Reebok Domi 9866 - built like a tank, and feels like a tank when the wearer kicks you

8. Mission Francis MCMXLVIII - quiet and steady performance, year in and year out

7. Nike Air Matteau 9400 - basically a sneaker with a blade attached, supposedly to help you jump higher when you score the game-winning goal in double overtime

6. Nike Hair Jagr 0066 - made with curly black poodle skin

5. Nike Hair Ricci 4412 - have hair like Mike (Ricci, that is) and look like you have Maltese puppies on your feet!

4. Bauer Vapor 7007 ("the Roenick") - does all your trashtalking for you

3. Mission Coffey 777777 - extremely dull skate blades for maximum glideability over the ice

2. CCM Messier 11AK47 - razor-sharp skate blades, exclusive "Moose" design on the boot

And the No. 1 proposed hockey skate model...

1. CCM Lindros 31ZX20 - falls apart after 3-5 games, depending on the number of shifts played by the wearer

Pizza Guy

Feb 8 2006, 04:20 PM

Top Ten Things You Might Hear on Valentine's Day 2006 :

10. At Dimasalang Street: "Chief, magkano isang dosenang roses?"

9. "Waiter, what's your best-seller in this restaurant?"

8. "Lunch-out ba o dinner ba tayo?"

7. GIRL to her BOYFRIEND: "*SLAP!* Mas gusto ko yung bouquet na ganun na dala nung isang lalake...ayun o...!" (Sh!t... Eh di sya gawin mong boypren!)

6. Shy guy to girl: "Uhm...Would you like to watch a movie? Close To You o I'll Always Love You?" (Cheesy...)

5. "Andun ka ba sa lovapalooza?"

4. At Dimasalang Street: "Miss, taga UST ba ikaw?"

3. "Tara nood tayo ng MYMP Concert sa Ultra..."

2. "This is your traffic update: Edsa Northbound and Southbound are bumper to bumper along the Rosario-Pasig fly-over going to Meralco Avenue, as well as the Balintawak Interchange. While the stretch of C-5 is also bumper to bumper due to the huge influx of motorists towards Canley Road. Edsa-Roxas Blvd is bumper to bumper as well with a few vehicles parked along the eastbound service road from Redemptorist Road all the way to Heritage...Meanwhile in Manila, it is a no go along Adriatico-Quirino while the stretch of Sta. Mesa from V. Mapa is bumper to bumper as well."

1. "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" *Silent fireworks*

5FootCarrot

Feb 8 2006, 07:06 PM

TOP TEN PROPOSED GUEST PARTICIPANTS FOR UAAP SEASON 69

10. Arellano University (as proposed by joescoundrel)

9. Lyceum of the Philippines (as proposed by joescoundrel)*

8. Emilio Aguinaldo College (as proposed by BLUE HORSE)*

7. the NCAA All-Star Team

6. CEU

5. MLQU

4. We Want U

3. San Beda College*

2. Team Jollibee - so you won't miss La Salle's business model

And the No. 1 proposed guest participant for next season...

1. Wanbol University

*may require waiving of "university status" requirement, if such a thing exists in UAAP rules

5FootCarrot

Feb 22 2006, 01:01 PM

TOP TEN LA SALLE KVETCHES* IN UAAP SEASON 68

10. "We weren't given a copy of the women's basketball schedule for the first round."

9. "Blue Eagle Gym is too hot."

8. "Blue Eagle Gym gives Ateneo an unfair advantage."

7. "We shouldn't be suspended because we came forward with the ineligibility stuff."

6. "We shouldn't be suspended because we didn't knowingly field ineligible players."

5. "We shouldn't be excluded from all UAAP sports because our problems are only in basketball."

4. "The Ateneo football field is too far."

3. "The Ateneo football field gives Ateneo an unfair advantage."

2. "The Ateneo crowd is uncontrollable."

And the No. 1 La Salle kvetch this UAAP season...

1. "Ateneo stole our ANIMO."

*kvetch n., a complaint

Blue Ronin

Feb 22 2006, 08:44 PM

QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Feb 8 2006, 07:06 PM)

2. Team Jollibee - so you won't miss La Salle's business model

And I always thought it was McDo.

atenista_comm

Feb 28 2006, 07:15 PM

QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Feb 22 2006, 01:01 PM)

TOP TEN LA SALLE KVETCHES* IN UAAP SEASON 68

And the No. 1 La Salle kvetch this UAAP season...

1. "Ateneo stole our ANIMO."

*kvetch n., a complaint

Hyukhyukhyukhyukhyukhyuk!!!

bellboy

Mar 25 2008, 10:06 PM

10 things Edwin Asoro might be thinking while playing against Ateneo:

1. bumangga na naman sa muka ko yung "alaga" ni intal.

2. salamat sa mura niyo.

3. gusto ko nang umuwi. flis lang.

4. di ko pa tapos linisin auto ni yuri.

5. syit, maaga pa shyip sa pier bukas.

6. ayaw niyo ba kong ampunin? ayoko na dito.

7. bat parang naging ipis lang yung tsiks namin...

8. nawawala na naman ung pep squad. di ko sila marinig.

9. (pertaining to pep) ah ayun pala. kala ko may dwende na sa tenga ko eh.

10. mi pirfituwal layt syayn apan as...

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