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TOP TEN THINGS FRANZ PUMAREN REACHES FOR WHEN HE IS FEELING STRESSED
10. A pen and paper so he can write a long, weepy letter to Ate Charo.
9. A basketball so he can show his boys How It's Done and also relive his playing days.
8. A Bible so he can take refuge in prayer.
7. Councilor-related paperwork so he can expend his frustrations in doing something productive and beneficial to his constituents.
6. His One La Salle Stress Ball.
5. His Two Ateneo Stress Balls (presents from Sandy Arespacochaga, who has a lot of extras).
4. His teddy bear, Binky, who watches all the practices and has his own custom-made Cardona jersey.
3. The neck of any hapless player standing too close.
2. The neck of any hapless assistant coach standing too close.
And Franz Pumaren's Number One stress-buster is...
1. Joseph Yeo's head, because some $%#&^&* keeps stealing his stress balls!
10. A pen and paper so he can write a long, weepy letter to Ate Charo.
9. A basketball so he can show his boys How It's Done and also relive his playing days.
8. A Bible so he can take refuge in prayer.
7. Councilor-related paperwork so he can expend his frustrations in doing something productive and beneficial to his constituents.
6. His One La Salle Stress Ball.
5. His Two Ateneo Stress Balls (presents from Sandy Arespacochaga, who has a lot of extras).
4. His teddy bear, Binky, who watches all the practices and has his own custom-made Cardona jersey.
3. The neck of any hapless player standing too close.
2. The neck of any hapless assistant coach standing too close.
And Franz Pumaren's Number One stress-buster is...
1. Joseph Yeo's head, because some $%#&^&* keeps stealing his stress balls!
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ May 25 2005, 11:47 PM)
TOP TEN THINGS FRANZ PUMAREN REACHES FOR WHEN HE IS FEELING STRESSED
10. A pen and paper so he can write a long, weepy letter to Ate Charo.
9. A basketball so he can show his boys How It's Done and also relive his playing days.
8. A Bible so he can take refuge in prayer.
7. Councilor-related paperwork so he can expend his frustrations in doing something productive and beneficial to his constituents.
6. His One La Salle Stress Ball.
5. His Two Ateneo Stress Balls (presents from Sandy Arespacochaga, who has a lot of extras).
4. His teddy bear, Binky, who watches all the practices and has his own custom-made Cardona jersey.
3. The neck of any hapless player standing too close.
2. The neck of any hapless assistant coach standing too close.
And Franz Pumaren's Number One stress-buster is...
1. Joseph Yeo's head, because some $%#&^&* keeps stealing his stress balls!
10. A pen and paper so he can write a long, weepy letter to Ate Charo.
9. A basketball so he can show his boys How It's Done and also relive his playing days.
8. A Bible so he can take refuge in prayer.
7. Councilor-related paperwork so he can expend his frustrations in doing something productive and beneficial to his constituents.
6. His One La Salle Stress Ball.
5. His Two Ateneo Stress Balls (presents from Sandy Arespacochaga, who has a lot of extras).
4. His teddy bear, Binky, who watches all the practices and has his own custom-made Cardona jersey.
3. The neck of any hapless player standing too close.
2. The neck of any hapless assistant coach standing too close.
And Franz Pumaren's Number One stress-buster is...
1. Joseph Yeo's head, because some $%#&^&* keeps stealing his stress balls!
Teka. Di ba dapat kasama sa list si Dindo?
TOP TEN WAYS TO RESOLVE THE HOCKEY LABOR DISPUTE
10. Forget about it and get replacement players instead.
9. Settle the matter the time-honored way...hold a joust.
8. Settle the matter the honorable way...with pistols at dawn.
7. Settle the matter the simple way...with a game of Jack en Poy.
6. Settle the matter the immature way...have a peeing contest.
5. Instead of money, suggest that the players be paid in Bertz Tri gip pucks. Maraming extra si Kuya Germs.
4. Lock all the concerned parties in a room and refuse to let them out until they expire or reach an agreement, whichever comes first.
3. Have labor and management engage in a drinking contest. The first party to pass out loses.
2. Or better yet, get everyone drunk before bringing them to the negotiating table. Anything they agree to while under the influence holds. ("There goes Teemu Selanne, ladies and gentlemen...he was traded to the Thrashers for a case of beer and a fluffy bunny!")
And the No. 1 way to resolve the hockey labor dispute...
1. Dude, settle it on the ice! (And please broadcast the game on satellite TV so hockey-deprived people all over the world can watch)
10. Forget about it and get replacement players instead.
9. Settle the matter the time-honored way...hold a joust.
8. Settle the matter the honorable way...with pistols at dawn.
7. Settle the matter the simple way...with a game of Jack en Poy.
6. Settle the matter the immature way...have a peeing contest.
5. Instead of money, suggest that the players be paid in Bertz Tri gip pucks. Maraming extra si Kuya Germs.
4. Lock all the concerned parties in a room and refuse to let them out until they expire or reach an agreement, whichever comes first.
3. Have labor and management engage in a drinking contest. The first party to pass out loses.
2. Or better yet, get everyone drunk before bringing them to the negotiating table. Anything they agree to while under the influence holds. ("There goes Teemu Selanne, ladies and gentlemen...he was traded to the Thrashers for a case of beer and a fluffy bunny!")
And the No. 1 way to resolve the hockey labor dispute...
1. Dude, settle it on the ice! (And please broadcast the game on satellite TV so hockey-deprived people all over the world can watch)
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ May 13 2005, 02:53 PM)
TOP TEN BEST POSSIBLE "CELEBRITY" DEATHMATCHES (UAAP EDITION)
10. Joseph Yeo vs. Martin Quimson in a hair vs. hair match
9. Joseph Yeo vs. Chonah the Killah Yayah
8. Joseph Yeo vs. Bajjie del Rosario in the "Otso-Otso Match" (special guest referee: Bayani Agbayani)
7. Joseph Yeo vs. TY Tang for the "Best-Looking Green Archer Tsinoy" championship belt
6. Joseph Yeo vs. Chris Tiu for the "Best-Looking Xavier Alumnus in the UAAP" championship belt
5. Joseph Yeo vs. Mac Cardona...just because it would be fun to watch
4. Joseph Yeo vs. his math and accounting professors (Ang hihirap kasi yung subjects nila!)
3. Joseph Yeo vs. all his ex-girlfriends in a mega-handicap match
2. Joseph Yeo vs. Wesley Gonzales in a no-holds-barred debate
And the No. 1 possible Celebrity Deathmatch...
1. Joseph Yeo vs. Franz Pumaren in an Ultimate Fighting Championship-style match! Haiiii-yah!!
10. Joseph Yeo vs. Martin Quimson in a hair vs. hair match
9. Joseph Yeo vs. Chonah the Killah Yayah
8. Joseph Yeo vs. Bajjie del Rosario in the "Otso-Otso Match" (special guest referee: Bayani Agbayani)
7. Joseph Yeo vs. TY Tang for the "Best-Looking Green Archer Tsinoy" championship belt
6. Joseph Yeo vs. Chris Tiu for the "Best-Looking Xavier Alumnus in the UAAP" championship belt
5. Joseph Yeo vs. Mac Cardona...just because it would be fun to watch
4. Joseph Yeo vs. his math and accounting professors (Ang hihirap kasi yung subjects nila!)
3. Joseph Yeo vs. all his ex-girlfriends in a mega-handicap match
2. Joseph Yeo vs. Wesley Gonzales in a no-holds-barred debate
And the No. 1 possible Celebrity Deathmatch...
1. Joseph Yeo vs. Franz Pumaren in an Ultimate Fighting Championship-style match! Haiiii-yah!!
Dagdag pang dalawa:
11. Joseph Yeo vs. Junior Warbucks
12. Joseph Yeo vs. Daddy Warbucks
TOP TEN REJECTED COLLEGE TEAM NAMES
10. Lyceum Lady Stallions
9. NU 107
8. De La Salle University Green Tomatoes (sayang ano?)
7. University of the Philippines Naked Guys
6. San Beda College Red Tide
5. Far Eastern University Farisians
4. University of Santo Tomas Sarsa
3. Colegio de San Juan de Letran Antiques
2. Adamson Eves
And the No. 1 college team name that didn't make the cut...
1. Ateneo de Manila University Marys
10. Lyceum Lady Stallions
9. NU 107
8. De La Salle University Green Tomatoes (sayang ano?
)7. University of the Philippines Naked Guys
6. San Beda College Red Tide
5. Far Eastern University Farisians
4. University of Santo Tomas Sarsa
3. Colegio de San Juan de Letran Antiques
2. Adamson Eves
And the No. 1 college team name that didn't make the cut...
1. Ateneo de Manila University Marys
TOP TEN POLITICALLY INCORRECT TEAM NAMES - AND PROPOSED ALTERNATIVES
10. University of the Philippines Fighting Maroons - well, DUH! The very word "fighting" espouses violence and aggressive behavior! Proposed alternative: UP Maroons In Touch With Their Feminine Sides
9. Jose Rizal University Bombers - encourages warlike behavior, and war is not healthy for children and other living things.
Proposed alternative: JRU Lovers 
8. San Sebastian College Stags - the masculine image of the stag has misogynistic implications. Proposed alternative: SSC Hens
7. College of St. Benilde Blazers - by referring to an article of clothing used in corporate and formal attire, the name promotes elitist forms of dress. Proposed alternative: CSB Tsinelas
6. Philippine School of Business Administration Jaguars - by referring to an expensive car, the name promotes conspicuous consumption. Proposed alternative: PSBA Jeepneys
5. National University Bulldogs - the symbol of the bulldog, usually identified with the British, promotes colonial mentality. Proposed alternative: NU Askals
4. Arellano University Flaming Arrows - promotes the destructive crime of arson. Proposed alternative: Arellano Fire Extinguishers
3. Ateneo de Manila University Blue Eagles - the unusual animal symbol makes a controversial stand in favor of genetically modified organisms. Proposed alternative: Ateneo Free Range Chickens
2. De La Salle Green Archers - espouses hunting, poaching and slaughter of endangered species. Proposed alternative: DLSU Forest Rangers
And the No. 1 politically incorrect team name...
1. Mapua Cardinals - makes overt references to the Catholic Church, drawing attention to the negative, unsavory publicity that has assailed it as of late. Proposed alternative: Mapua Non-Denominationals
10. University of the Philippines Fighting Maroons - well, DUH! The very word "fighting" espouses violence and aggressive behavior! Proposed alternative: UP Maroons In Touch With Their Feminine Sides
9. Jose Rizal University Bombers - encourages warlike behavior, and war is not healthy for children and other living things.
Proposed alternative: JRU Lovers 8. San Sebastian College Stags - the masculine image of the stag has misogynistic implications. Proposed alternative: SSC Hens
7. College of St. Benilde Blazers - by referring to an article of clothing used in corporate and formal attire, the name promotes elitist forms of dress. Proposed alternative: CSB Tsinelas
6. Philippine School of Business Administration Jaguars - by referring to an expensive car, the name promotes conspicuous consumption. Proposed alternative: PSBA Jeepneys
5. National University Bulldogs - the symbol of the bulldog, usually identified with the British, promotes colonial mentality. Proposed alternative: NU Askals
4. Arellano University Flaming Arrows - promotes the destructive crime of arson. Proposed alternative: Arellano Fire Extinguishers
3. Ateneo de Manila University Blue Eagles - the unusual animal symbol makes a controversial stand in favor of genetically modified organisms. Proposed alternative: Ateneo Free Range Chickens
2. De La Salle Green Archers - espouses hunting, poaching and slaughter of endangered species.
Proposed alternative: DLSU Forest RangersAnd the No. 1 politically incorrect team name...
1. Mapua Cardinals - makes overt references to the Catholic Church, drawing attention to the negative, unsavory publicity that has assailed it as of late. Proposed alternative: Mapua Non-Denominationals
hahahaha, nice ones!
more, more, more!
more, more, more!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY CHRIS TIU WILL BE PLAYING FOR THE LEGENDS TEAM ON JULY 1
10. Chris will be a legend someday and now is as good a time to get used to it as any.
9. He just wants to. Duh.
8. He wanted to make history as the first currently-enrolled student to suit up for the Legends.
7. So his presence could still be used as an incentive to draw people to attend the cheer rally.
6. One of the Legends had to bow out to have his hip replaced or something.
5. So he could still play some basketball even though he won't be suiting up this UAAP season.
4. The coaches thought it would be fun to see him get all hardcore on his former UAAP teammates.
3. Enrico Villanueva needed someone to help him throw the monster elbows and physically intimidate the Season 68 Blue Eagles. But now that Rico probably won't be playing, Chris will have to drag Ford to center court all by himself.
2. To bring down the average age of the Legends team.
And the No. 1 reason why Chris Tiu is playing for the Legends at the cheer rally...
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
10. Chris will be a legend someday and now is as good a time to get used to it as any.
9. He just wants to. Duh.
8. He wanted to make history as the first currently-enrolled student to suit up for the Legends.
7. So his presence could still be used as an incentive to draw people to attend the cheer rally.
6. One of the Legends had to bow out to have his hip replaced or something.
5. So he could still play some basketball even though he won't be suiting up this UAAP season.
4. The coaches thought it would be fun to see him get all hardcore on his former UAAP teammates.
3. Enrico Villanueva needed someone to help him throw the monster elbows and physically intimidate the Season 68 Blue Eagles. But now that Rico probably won't be playing, Chris will have to drag Ford to center court all by himself.
2. To bring down the average age of the Legends team.
And the No. 1 reason why Chris Tiu is playing for the Legends at the cheer rally...
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
Sa tagal na ni Bajjie sa team, isa na nga siyang alamat.
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jun 29 2005, 09:21 AM)
And the No. 1 reason why Chris Tiu is playing for the Legends at the cheer rally...
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
sabi ko na nga ba yan ang dahilan eh.
peace tayo, bajjie
hahahahahaha ,baka tuturuan niya si arao mag facial with eskinol master...sikreto ng mga guwapo!
,baka tuturuan niya si arao mag facial with eskinol master...sikreto ng mga guwapo!
TOP TEN TEXT MESSAGES IN ENRICO VILLANUEVA'S CELLPHONE
(Text talk has been edited out for easier reading)
10. "Sorry about the broken nose and elimination from the playoffs, Rico. Let's hang out after the finals." (from Joel Banal)
9. "Sorry about the nose, man. It was an accident. " (from Ace Custis)
8. "Does this mean you can't play on July 1?" (from Paolo Trillo)
7. "Can you still teach me to drag a player to the half-court line?" (message forwarded from Chris Tiu)
6. "May binebenta akong mask, mura lang." (from Jerry Codiņera)
5. "May binebenta akong mask, mura lang." (message forwarded from Yra Buyco)
4. "OK lang yan, pare, mas ga-guwapo ka pag naka-mask. Magpa-retoke ka na rin!" (from Wesley Gonzales)
3. "Pare, I know just how you feel." (from Larry Fonacier)
2. "Hindi na ako yung nakagawa nun!" (message forwarded from Martin Quimson)
And the No. 1 text message in Rico's cellphone...
1. "BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!" (from Adonis Sta. Maria)
Get well soon, Rico!
EDITED TO ADD - DISCLAIMER: I made up all these messages. Any resemblance between them and the messages in Rico's cellphone is purely coincidental. And I'm sure Adonis Sta. Maria is nicer than I made him out to be here.
(Text talk has been edited out for easier reading)
10. "Sorry about the broken nose and elimination from the playoffs, Rico. Let's hang out after the finals." (from Joel Banal)
9. "Sorry about the nose, man. It was an accident.
" (from Ace Custis)8. "Does this mean you can't play on July 1?" (from Paolo Trillo)
7. "Can you still teach me to drag a player to the half-court line?" (message forwarded from Chris Tiu)
6. "May binebenta akong mask, mura lang." (from Jerry Codiņera)
5. "May binebenta akong mask, mura lang." (message forwarded from Yra Buyco)
4. "OK lang yan, pare, mas ga-guwapo ka pag naka-mask. Magpa-retoke ka na rin!
" (from Wesley Gonzales)3. "Pare, I know just how you feel." (from Larry Fonacier)
2. "Hindi na ako yung nakagawa nun!" (message forwarded from Martin Quimson)
And the No. 1 text message in Rico's cellphone...
1. "BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!" (from Adonis Sta. Maria)
Get well soon, Rico!
EDITED TO ADD - DISCLAIMER: I made up all these messages. Any resemblance between them and the messages in Rico's cellphone is purely coincidental. And I'm sure Adonis Sta. Maria is nicer than I made him out to be here.
TOP TEN PROPOSED HAIRSTYLES FOR RABEH AL-HUSSAINI
DISCLAIMER: Rabeh, katuwaan lang ito ha?
10. The Sprewell-Caņaleta-Pingris Look, i.e., cornrows. Ho-hum.
9. The Stevie Wonder Look (beaded braids). Pwede pang mag-shades.
8. The Malcolm X Look to give the older fans a blast from the past.
7. The MC Hammer Look. And whenever he rebounds, Rabeh can yell, "You can't touch this!"
6. The Kid N' Play Look. It defies description.
5. The Bob Marley Look, i.e., dreadlocks. Yeah, mon.
4. The 1970s Jackson Five Look. Bajjie - este, Christian Joy can don a wig and sing backup.
3. The 1980s Michael Jackson Look, complete with sequined glove. (I think you can still buy Jheri Curl™ online.) Whenever he takes someone down, Rabeh can yell, "Who's bad?"
2. The 1990s/2000s Michael Jackson Look...oh, wait, never mind.
And the No. 1 proposed hairstyle for young Master Al-Hussaini...
1. The Norman Black Look. Baka ma-flatter pa si Coach Norm.
DISCLAIMER: Rabeh, katuwaan lang ito ha?
10. The Sprewell-Caņaleta-Pingris Look, i.e., cornrows. Ho-hum.
9. The Stevie Wonder Look (beaded braids). Pwede pang mag-shades.
8. The Malcolm X Look to give the older fans a blast from the past.
7. The MC Hammer Look. And whenever he rebounds, Rabeh can yell, "You can't touch this!"
6. The Kid N' Play Look. It defies description.
5. The Bob Marley Look, i.e., dreadlocks. Yeah, mon.
4. The 1970s Jackson Five Look. Bajjie - este, Christian Joy can don a wig and sing backup.
3. The 1980s Michael Jackson Look, complete with sequined glove. (I think you can still buy Jheri Curl™ online.) Whenever he takes someone down, Rabeh can yell, "Who's bad?"
2. The 1990s/2000s Michael Jackson Look...oh, wait, never mind.
And the No. 1 proposed hairstyle for young Master Al-Hussaini...
1. The Norman Black Look. Baka ma-flatter pa si Coach Norm.
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jun 29 2005, 09:21 AM)
TOP TEN REASONS WHY CHRIS TIU WILL BE PLAYING FOR THE LEGENDS TEAM ON JULY 1
10. Chris will be a legend someday and now is as good a time to get used to it as any.
9. He just wants to. Duh.
8. He wanted to make history as the first currently-enrolled student to suit up for the Legends.
7. So his presence could still be used as an incentive to draw people to attend the cheer rally.
6. One of the Legends had to bow out to have his hip replaced or something.
5. So he could still play some basketball even though he won't be suiting up this UAAP season.
4. The coaches thought it would be fun to see him get all hardcore on his former UAAP teammates.
3. Enrico Villanueva needed someone to help him throw the monster elbows and physically intimidate the Season 68 Blue Eagles. But now that Rico probably won't be playing, Chris will have to drag Ford to center court all by himself.
2. To bring down the average age of the Legends team.
And the No. 1 reason why Chris Tiu is playing for the Legends at the cheer rally...
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
10. Chris will be a legend someday and now is as good a time to get used to it as any.
9. He just wants to. Duh.
8. He wanted to make history as the first currently-enrolled student to suit up for the Legends.
7. So his presence could still be used as an incentive to draw people to attend the cheer rally.
6. One of the Legends had to bow out to have his hip replaced or something.
5. So he could still play some basketball even though he won't be suiting up this UAAP season.
4. The coaches thought it would be fun to see him get all hardcore on his former UAAP teammates.
3. Enrico Villanueva needed someone to help him throw the monster elbows and physically intimidate the Season 68 Blue Eagles. But now that Rico probably won't be playing, Chris will have to drag Ford to center court all by himself.
2. To bring down the average age of the Legends team.
And the No. 1 reason why Chris Tiu is playing for the Legends at the cheer rally...
1. Nagkapalit yung pangalan nila ni Bajjie sa rosters
So you mean Bajie is now a living legend a la Robert Jaworski?
He seems to have the temper getting there.
TOP TEN REACTIONS TO LA SALLE'S "GANG GREEN" GIMMICK
10. "omg, AST333333G! pbili nmn ako ng 12 dozen Tshirts nyan!" - enthusiastic La Salle fan
9. "Seryoso?! HAHAHA!" - always-ready-to-pounce Ateneo fan
8. "Eeeew!" - any doofus who's ever heard of gangrene (the death/rotting of tissue brought about by failure in blood circulation as from disease, infection, etc.)
7. "Are you drugs?" - Chona
6. "Ho-hum, it's been done."
- Boston Celtics™ fan
5. "What's that, Mayor? The Gangrene Gang's attacking Townsville? We'll be right there!" - Blossom, Powerpuff Girl™
4. "@$U&%$%$ - false alarm."
- Buttercup, Powerpuff Girl™
3. *giggles*
- Bubbles, Powerpuff Girl™
2. "They're lucky; they narrowly escaped a lawsuit..." - Craig McCracken, creator of the Powerpuff Girls™ (and the Gangrene Gang ™)
And the No. 1 reaction to the "Gang Green" gimmick...
1. "May gangrene outbreak sa Taft?! Hala, mag-issue na tayo ng alert!" - the Department of Health
Ilang tulog na lang, UAAP na naman!
10. "omg, AST333333G! pbili nmn ako ng 12 dozen Tshirts nyan!" - enthusiastic La Salle fan
9. "Seryoso?! HAHAHA!"
- always-ready-to-pounce Ateneo fan8. "Eeeew!" - any doofus who's ever heard of gangrene (the death/rotting of tissue brought about by failure in blood circulation as from disease, infection, etc.)
7. "Are you drugs?" - Chona
6. "Ho-hum, it's been done."
- Boston Celtics™ fan5. "What's that, Mayor? The Gangrene Gang's attacking Townsville? We'll be right there!" - Blossom, Powerpuff Girl™
4. "@$U&%$%$ - false alarm."
- Buttercup, Powerpuff Girl™3. *giggles*
- Bubbles, Powerpuff Girl™2. "They're lucky; they narrowly escaped a lawsuit..." - Craig McCracken, creator of the Powerpuff Girls™ (and the Gangrene Gang ™)
And the No. 1 reaction to the "Gang Green" gimmick...
1. "May gangrene outbreak sa Taft?! Hala, mag-issue na tayo ng alert!"
- the Department of HealthIlang tulog na lang, UAAP na naman!
[B]carrot hahahahaha saw those gang green shirts!,even my mom's puzzled as to why dlsu chose such a slogan
dapat maghanda na ang mga atenista sa july 10,magdala ng sapat na proteksyon laban sa gang green!..ilabas ang alcohol!
dapat maghanda na ang mga atenista sa july 10,magdala ng sapat na proteksyon laban sa gang green!..ilabas ang alcohol!
TOP TEN THINGS TO BRING WHEN BUYING ATENEO-LA SALLE TICKETS
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!)
4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh )
And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!
)4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh
)And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
Top 10 lines overheard in an Ateneo game for the UAAP Basketball season
10. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - Atenista
9. "Meron kang extra ticket" - Atenista, Scalper
8. "Pa-reserve na ng seats" - late Atenista (for all those guilty, come to the games early!)
7. "Meet tayo sa Red/Green gate" - late Atenista who asked "Pa-reserve na ng seats"
6. "deebeedee, deebeedee" (i know, i know...hindi sa UAAP yan...malay mo)
5. "Ohhhhhhhhh" - after a block or a dunk
4. "Get that ball!"
3. "#$%#$%!#%$, wala pa ako ticket!"
2. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - yes, it deserves a second mention...
And the number 1 line used in the UAAP Basketball season...
1. "Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!"
10. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - Atenista
9. "Meron kang extra ticket" - Atenista, Scalper
8. "Pa-reserve na ng seats" - late Atenista (for all those guilty, come to the games early!)
7. "Meet tayo sa Red/Green gate" - late Atenista who asked "Pa-reserve na ng seats"
6. "deebeedee, deebeedee"
(i know, i know...hindi sa UAAP yan...malay mo)5. "Ohhhhhhhhh" - after a block or a dunk
4. "Get that ball!"
3. "#$%#$%!#%$, wala pa ako ticket!"
2. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - yes, it deserves a second mention...
And the number 1 line used in the UAAP Basketball season...
1. "Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!"
QUOTE(brianz @ Jul 5 2005, 03:35 PM)
Top 10 lines overheard in an Ateneo game for the UAAP Basketball season
10. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - Atenista
9. "Meron kang extra ticket" - Atenista, Scalper
8. "Pa-reserve na ng seats" - late Atenista (for all those guilty, come to the games early!)
7. "Meet tayo sa Red/Green gate" - late Atenista who asked "Pa-reserve na ng seats"
6. "deebeedee, deebeedee" (i know, i know...hindi sa UAAP yan...malay mo)
5. "Ohhhhhhhhh" - after a block or a dunk
4. "Get that ball!"
3. "#$%#$%!#%$, wala pa ako ticket!"
2. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - yes, it deserves a second mention...
And the number 1 line used in the UAAP Basketball season...
1. "Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!"
10. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - Atenista
9. "Meron kang extra ticket" - Atenista, Scalper
8. "Pa-reserve na ng seats" - late Atenista (for all those guilty, come to the games early!)
7. "Meet tayo sa Red/Green gate" - late Atenista who asked "Pa-reserve na ng seats"
6. "deebeedee, deebeedee"
(i know, i know...hindi sa UAAP yan...malay mo)5. "Ohhhhhhhhh" - after a block or a dunk
4. "Get that ball!"
3. "#$%#$%!#%$, wala pa ako ticket!"
2. "Meron ka ng ticket?" - yes, it deserves a second mention...
And the number 1 line used in the UAAP Basketball season...
1. "Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!"
Kulang yan.
- Kapag may pangit na tawag laban sa Ateneo:
"P*TANG*NA MO REF! MAGKANOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- Kapag may pangit na tawag laban sa kalaban ng Ateneo:
"Great call ref! Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!"
- Kapag binabanggit na "student-athletes" ang players ng Ateneo:
"WALANG GANYAN SA LA SALLE!"
- Kapag may alumni babble gaya nina Jess Paredes, Fr. Ampil, etc.:
"WALANG GANYAN SA LA SALLE!"
- Kapag may gwapong Ateneo player na maglaro:
"WALANG GANYAN SA LA SALLE!"
- Kapag mag-cheer ang La Salle ng "Go lasal gogo lasal"
"BO LA SALLE! BOBO LA SALLE!"
- Kapag kinanta ng La Salle yung lecheng "Go la salle lasal lasal" cheer/song nila:
"Go La Salle! Go La Salle! Go La Salle Salle Salle Salle Salle!"
- Kapag medyo lumalamang ang La Salle at kapag nag-gloat sila:
"Habang buhay pa rin kayong Lasalista!"
- Kapag si Bajie na ang maglalaro:
"Bawal Bajie! Bawal Bajie!"
- At kapag maka-score si Bajie,
"Papa Bajie! Papa Bajie!"
You guys are crazy!Half a week na lang, UAAP na!
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 5 2005, 02:20 PM)
TOP TEN THINGS TO BRING WHEN BUYING ATENEO-LA SALLE TICKETS
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!)
4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh )
And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!
)4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh
)And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
About # 7, just a reminder- no smoking sa BEG ha. Hehe
I'll see you guys in the games.
QUOTE(itsme @ Jul 6 2005, 06:06 PM)
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 5 2005, 02:20 PM)
TOP TEN THINGS TO BRING WHEN BUYING ATENEO-LA SALLE TICKETS
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!)
4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh )
And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
10. A sleeping bag (if you are camping out overnight) - actually, a tent might be better since it also keeps the weather off
9. Food and water
8. A friend or two, to keep you company and do any emergency errands/place-holding
7. Reading material/cigarettes/playing cards, so you and anyone who's with you have something to do while waiting in line
6. An umbrella, because the weather is rainy these days
5. Off! Lotion ™ to stave off hungry mosquitoes (they may cause gangrene!
)4. A portable stool so you don't have to stand all the time you're in line
3. Your cellphone, so you can make emergency calls or text/play games
2. Money to pay for your ticket (duh
)And the No. 1 most important thing to bring when buying those precious tickets...
1. A blood transfusion, in case the scalpers bleed you dry
About # 7, just a reminder- no smoking sa BEG ha. Hehe
I'll see you guys in the games. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!
AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU CAN SMOKE OUTSIDE THE GYM!
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jun 30 2005, 03:18 AM)
TOP TEN PROPOSED HAIRSTYLES FOR RABEH AL-HUSSAINI
DISCLAIMER: Rabeh, katuwaan lang ito ha?
10. The Sprewell-Caņaleta-Pingris Look, i.e., cornrows. Ho-hum.
9. The Stevie Wonder Look (beaded braids). Pwede pang mag-shades.
8. The Malcolm X Look to give the older fans a blast from the past.
7. The MC Hammer Look. And whenever he rebounds, Rabeh can yell, "You can't touch this!"
6. The Kid N' Play Look. It defies description.
5. The Bob Marley Look, i.e., dreadlocks. Yeah, mon.
4. The 1970s Jackson Five Look. Bajjie - este, Christian Joy can don a wig and sing backup.
3. The 1980s Michael Jackson Look, complete with sequined glove. (I think you can still buy Jheri Curl™ online.) Whenever he takes someone down, Rabeh can yell, "Who's bad?"
2. The 1990s/2000s Michael Jackson Look...oh, wait, never mind.
And the No. 1 proposed hairstyle for young Master Al-Hussaini...
1. The Norman Black Look. Baka ma-flatter pa si Coach Norm.
DISCLAIMER: Rabeh, katuwaan lang ito ha?
10. The Sprewell-Caņaleta-Pingris Look, i.e., cornrows. Ho-hum.
9. The Stevie Wonder Look (beaded braids). Pwede pang mag-shades.
8. The Malcolm X Look to give the older fans a blast from the past.
7. The MC Hammer Look. And whenever he rebounds, Rabeh can yell, "You can't touch this!"
6. The Kid N' Play Look. It defies description.
5. The Bob Marley Look, i.e., dreadlocks. Yeah, mon.
4. The 1970s Jackson Five Look. Bajjie - este, Christian Joy can don a wig and sing backup.
3. The 1980s Michael Jackson Look, complete with sequined glove. (I think you can still buy Jheri Curl™ online.) Whenever he takes someone down, Rabeh can yell, "Who's bad?"
2. The 1990s/2000s Michael Jackson Look...oh, wait, never mind.
And the No. 1 proposed hairstyle for young Master Al-Hussaini...
1. The Norman Black Look. Baka ma-flatter pa si Coach Norm.
I saw this guy on TV. Believe it or not, it was actually refreshing to see a non-tisoy player in the lineup
At least we are sure that showbiz potential is not being used as a criterion in selecting the players
QUOTE(atenean_blooded @ Jul 6 2005, 11:02 PM)
QUOTE(itsme @ Jul 6 2005, 06:06 PM)
About # 7, just a reminder- no smoking sa BEG ha. Hehe I'll see you guys in the games.
I'll see you guys in the games. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!
AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU CAN SMOKE OUTSIDE THE GYM!
Kung outside the gym, hindi na BEG yun. Siguro pag nasa ilalim ka na ng anino ng gym, dapat patayin mo na yosi mo. Hehehe.
QUOTE(mangtsito @ Jul 7 2005, 03:37 AM)
I saw this guy on TV. Believe it or not, it was actually refreshing to see a non-tisoy player in the lineup At least we are sure that showbiz potential is not being used as a criterion in selecting the players
At least we are sure that showbiz potential is not being used as a criterion in selecting the players mangtsito, marami naman tayong non-tisoy players sa lineup ha!
Tsaka kahit na hindi tisoy si Rabeh, may showbiz potential pa rin yan. After you spend some time with him, you'll be convinced that he has a future as a comedian as well as a basketball player.
(Rabeh, compliment yan ha! Alam mo namang loves ka namin
)
TOP TEN NEW ICE CREAM FLAVORS FOR THE UAAP SEASON
10. Ch-YEO-colate Chip
9. Pi-NAPO-l Ripple
8. Green Mango...hahaha
7. French BONO-lla
6. CUA-ffee Delight
5. Almond and CASIO Nut Crunch
4. QUEBRAL Real
3. Blue-BARUA Cheesecake
2. A-POLOYAPOY and ZION-amon
And the No. 1 new ice cream flavor for the UAAP season...
1. St-RABEH-ry Fields FORD-ever
And two flavors that might be marketed later:
~ TIUtti Frutti
~ Ube NKEMAKOLAM
10. Ch-YEO-colate Chip
9. Pi-NAPO-l Ripple
8. Green Mango...hahaha
7. French BONO-lla
6. CUA-ffee Delight
5. Almond and CASIO Nut Crunch
4. QUEBRAL Real
3. Blue-BARUA Cheesecake
2. A-POLOYAPOY and ZION-amon
And the No. 1 new ice cream flavor for the UAAP season...
1. St-RABEH-ry Fields FORD-ever
And two flavors that might be marketed later:
~ TIUtti Frutti
~ Ube NKEMAKOLAM
TOP TEN FORD MODELS APPEARING AT THE UAAP GAMES
10. Ford Focus
9. Ford Entense
8. Ford Kompident
7. Ford Penetrate
6. Ford Gorlpren
5. Ford Daisy
4. Ford Arecord
3. Ford Achildren
2. Ford Eesara Mow Beebeeg Mow
And the No. 1 Ford model appearing at the UAAP Games...
1. Ford Arao
10. Ford Focus
9. Ford Entense
8. Ford Kompident
7. Ford Penetrate
6. Ford Gorlpren
5. Ford Daisy
4. Ford Arecord
3. Ford Achildren
2. Ford Eesara Mow Beebeeg Mow
And the No. 1 Ford model appearing at the UAAP Games...
1. Ford Arao
naknampusanggalang haba ng promotion na yun. bwiset! dapat bawal ung ganun! sobrang commercialization na yan!
hihirit pa raw ng isang promo ang ford. heto naman ang ibibida nila ay FORD ALASTYM.
QUOTE(Cubao Fleahouse @ Jul 11 2005, 12:25 PM)
hihirit pa raw ng isang promo ang ford. heto naman ang ibibida nila ay FORD ALASTYM.
Sa last game ng Finals yun.
QUOTE(admu_addict @ Jul 11 2005, 12:21 PM)
naknampusanggalang haba ng promotion na yun. bwiset! dapat bawal ung ganun! sobrang commercialization na yan!
So it seems that Ford's promotional intent backfired eh ?
QUOTE(Blue Ronin @ Jul 11 2005, 03:20 PM)
QUOTE(admu_addict @ Jul 11 2005, 12:21 PM)
naknampusanggalang haba ng promotion na yun. bwiset! dapat bawal ung ganun! sobrang commercialization na yan!
So it seems that Ford's promotional intent backfired eh ?
look at the bright side, they could have visited carlos agassi upon us.
QUOTE(paralusi @ Jul 11 2005, 08:17 AM)
QUOTE(Blue Ronin @ Jul 11 2005, 03:20 PM)
QUOTE(admu_addict @ Jul 11 2005, 12:21 PM)
naknampusanggalang haba ng promotion na yun. bwiset! dapat bawal ung ganun! sobrang commercialization na yan!
So it seems that Ford's promotional intent backfired eh ?
look at the bright side, they could have visited carlos agassi upon us.
amen to that!
Sa susunod, Expedition o Excursion naman yung paliliparin nila.
Ateneo-La Salle Super Elite The Limited Edition Superstar.
Ok lang yun.
Basta paliparin nila deretso dun sa gagong tumorotot nung nag-aalma mater hymn tayo.
Ateneo-La Salle Super Elite The Limited Edition Superstar.
Ok lang yun.
Basta paliparin nila deretso dun sa gagong tumorotot nung nag-aalma mater hymn tayo.
QUOTE
look at the bright side, they could have visited carlos agassi upon us.
amen to that!
amen to that!
My friends and I were actually joking about that too. After my friend said si Carlo Agassi ata yung lalabas eh. My exact words were..." p#^@ kapag sya nga lokohan na ito".
Sorry that this is not thread-related. I just couldn't resist reacting to it. hehe!
On a more serious note, I did not like this promotion.Galit lang ako kasi I felt na they used everything great about Ateneo (our tradition, our achievements etc.) just to promote a a God D*mn car
itsme, high-five nga tayo! *high-fives itsme*
I didn't like the promotion either. I thought it was tacky of Ford Motors to take advantage of the fact that a gazillion people will be in Araneta for the Ateneo-La Salle game. We came there to watch basketball, not some flying car.
Para maiba na ang usapan dito, I've got another top ten list in the works Watch for it!
I didn't like the promotion either. I thought it was tacky of Ford Motors to take advantage of the fact that a gazillion people will be in Araneta for the Ateneo-La Salle game. We came there to watch basketball, not some flying car.
Para maiba na ang usapan dito, I've got another top ten list in the works
Watch for it!
QUOTE(paralusi @ Jul 11 2005, 04:17 PM)
QUOTE(Blue Ronin @ Jul 11 2005, 03:20 PM)
QUOTE(admu_addict @ Jul 11 2005, 12:21 PM)
naknampusanggalang haba ng promotion na yun. bwiset! dapat bawal ung ganun! sobrang commercialization na yan!
So it seems that Ford's promotional intent backfired eh ?
look at the bright side, they could have visited carlos agassi upon us.
They DID!
The Amir of Rap is now called Katribs.
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE UAAP BASKETBALL GAMES MORE G-RATED
10. Blur out the players' and coaches' mouths so that people watching on TV can't make out what they're saying.
9. Cover all the players' and coaches' mouths with tape so that people watching live can't make out what they're saying.
8. Dress the cheerdancers in baggy clothes instead of those scandalous short skirts and little spandex numbers.
7. Make the players compete in long-sleeved shirts and pants instead of those scandalous shorts and tank tops.
6. Make the players compete in full business attire (white side = barong; dark side = Amerikana) so that they look like contributing members to society and encourage impressionable children to dress the same way.
5. Replace the courtside reporters with Miss Tapia.
4. Forbid the crowd from using foul language in the arena. Anyone heard doing so gets ejected from the game and will be required to clean all the toilets after everyone's left. (However, you might be able to get around this by showing the proper respect, as suggested by Missus_Eyes: "Ref, ang g@go niyo po!")
3. Forbid the players from coming within 1 1/2' of each other while playing. To make sure that this happens, fit them all with andadors (walkers) that defines the personal space that must be respected at all times.
2. Forbid the players from touching each other at all during the game. *imagines fallen players rolling around helplessly on the floor, hampered by their walkers* *falls off chair and rolls around helplessly on floor, laughing like a lunatic*
And the No. 1 way to make UAAP basketball games more G-rated...
1. Don't play basketball.
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TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE LOYOLA/BLUE EAGLE GYM
10. To paraphrase the immortal words of Nelly, it's "hot in therrre."
9. It's too noisy and crowded.
8. It's too old.
7. The chairs are ugly.
6. The pole-mounted electric fans obstruct the view of the court.
5. The color of the building doesn't match my favorite shorts.
4. There's something in the bathroom that doesn't like people wearing green.
3. The big blue bird outside keeps giving people mean looks.
2. The big blue bird outside keeps reminding visitors of their...shortcomings.
And the No. 1...
1. It's in Ateneo.
10. Blur out the players' and coaches' mouths so that people watching on TV can't make out what they're saying.
9. Cover all the players' and coaches' mouths with tape so that people watching live can't make out what they're saying.
8. Dress the cheerdancers in baggy clothes instead of those scandalous short skirts and little spandex numbers.
7. Make the players compete in long-sleeved shirts and pants instead of those scandalous shorts and tank tops.
6. Make the players compete in full business attire (white side = barong; dark side = Amerikana) so that they look like contributing members to society and encourage impressionable children to dress the same way.
5. Replace the courtside reporters with Miss Tapia.
4. Forbid the crowd from using foul language in the arena. Anyone heard doing so gets ejected from the game and will be required to clean all the toilets after everyone's left. (However, you might be able to get around this by showing the proper respect, as suggested by Missus_Eyes: "Ref, ang g@go niyo po!")
3. Forbid the players from coming within 1 1/2' of each other while playing. To make sure that this happens, fit them all with andadors (walkers) that defines the personal space that must be respected at all times.
2. Forbid the players from touching each other at all during the game. *imagines fallen players rolling around helplessly on the floor, hampered by their walkers* *falls off chair and rolls around helplessly on floor, laughing like a lunatic*
And the No. 1 way to make UAAP basketball games more G-rated...
1. Don't play basketball.
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TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE LOYOLA/BLUE EAGLE GYM
10. To paraphrase the immortal words of Nelly, it's "hot in therrre."
9. It's too noisy and crowded.
8. It's too old.
7. The chairs are ugly.
6. The pole-mounted electric fans obstruct the view of the court.
5. The color of the building doesn't match my favorite shorts.
4. There's something in the bathroom that doesn't like people wearing green.
3. The big blue bird outside keeps giving people mean looks.
2. The big blue bird outside keeps reminding visitors of their...shortcomings.
And the No. 1...
1. It's in Ateneo.
TOP TEN VENUES FOR DLSU BASKETBALL GAMES
10. The Loyola/Blue Eagle Gym. "Hello?! Ayaw namin doon noh - hindi lang siya mainit at nasa loob ng Ateneo, malas pa siya!"
9. The Rizal Memorial Coliseum. "Eeew! Ang dumi-dumi sa loob noon! Tsaka puro mumu!"
8. The Makati Coliseum. "No way! Walang parking doon!"
7. The PhilSports Arena (formerly ULTRA). "Gross! Wala nang parking doon, ang hirap pang maglakad papuntang pasukan!"
6. The Cuneta Astrodome. "Huwag! Ang daming magnanakaw doon, baka kunin nila yung side mirror ng bagong kotse ni...never mind."
5. Araneta Coliseum. "Ay, ayaw namin doon - ang lapit sa EDSA! Puro usok at ingay!" (Hindi pa ba kayo sanay doon?!)
4. Madison Square Garden. "Kadiri, bulok na yung building na yun!"
3. Chateau de Versailles, France. "Susme, mas bulok pa yang building na yan! Tsaka wala sa aming marunong mag-French noh!"
2. Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antartica. "Hello?! Kung nasa South Pole kami maglalaro, paano tataas yung bola?!"
And the No. 1 venue for a DLSU basketball game...
1. The moon. "Uy! Hindi mainit, wala sa Ateneo, malayo sa usok at ingay...Perfect!"
Sige, from now on all DLSU basketball games will be held on the moon. If you are interested in watching, please contact Coach Franz as he will be sponsoring your rocket fare to the venue.
10. The Loyola/Blue Eagle Gym. "Hello?! Ayaw namin doon noh - hindi lang siya mainit at nasa loob ng Ateneo, malas pa siya!"
9. The Rizal Memorial Coliseum. "Eeew! Ang dumi-dumi sa loob noon! Tsaka puro mumu!"
8. The Makati Coliseum. "No way! Walang parking doon!"
7. The PhilSports Arena (formerly ULTRA). "Gross! Wala nang parking doon, ang hirap pang maglakad papuntang pasukan!"
6. The Cuneta Astrodome. "Huwag! Ang daming magnanakaw doon, baka kunin nila yung side mirror ng bagong kotse ni...never mind."
5. Araneta Coliseum. "Ay, ayaw namin doon - ang lapit sa EDSA! Puro usok at ingay!" (Hindi pa ba kayo sanay doon?!)
4. Madison Square Garden. "Kadiri, bulok na yung building na yun!"
3. Chateau de Versailles, France. "Susme, mas bulok pa yang building na yan! Tsaka wala sa aming marunong mag-French noh!"
2. Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antartica. "Hello?! Kung nasa South Pole kami maglalaro, paano tataas yung bola?!"
And the No. 1 venue for a DLSU basketball game...
1. The moon. "Uy! Hindi mainit, wala sa Ateneo, malayo sa usok at ingay...Perfect!"
Sige, from now on all DLSU basketball games will be held on the moon. If you are interested in watching, please contact Coach Franz as he will be sponsoring your rocket fare to the venue.
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 20 2005, 02:26 PM)
TOP TEN VENUES FOR DLSU BASKETBALL GAMES
10. The Loyola/Blue Eagle Gym. "Hello?! Ayaw namin doon noh - hindi lang siya mainit at nasa loob ng Ateneo, malas pa siya!"
9. The Rizal Memorial Coliseum. "Eeew! Ang dumi-dumi sa loob noon! Tsaka puro mumu!"
8. The Makati Coliseum. "No way! Walang parking doon!"
7. The PhilSports Arena (formerly ULTRA). "Gross! Wala nang parking doon, ang hirap pang maglakad papuntang pasukan!"
6. The Cuneta Astrodome. "Huwag! Ang daming magnanakaw doon, baka kunin nila yung side mirror ng bagong kotse ni...never mind."
5. Araneta Coliseum. "Ay, ayaw namin doon - ang lapit sa EDSA! Puro usok at ingay!" (Hindi pa ba kayo sanay doon?!)
4. Madison Square Garden. "Kadiri, bulok na yung building na yun!"
3. Chateau de Versailles, France. "Susme, mas bulok pa yang building na yan! Tsaka wala sa aming marunong mag-French noh!"
2. Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antartica. "Hello?! Kung nasa South Pole kami maglalaro, paano tataas yung bola?!"
And the No. 1 venue for a DLSU basketball game...
1. The moon. "Uy! Hindi mainit, wala sa Ateneo, malayo sa usok at ingay...Perfect!"
Sige, from now on all DLSU basketball games will be held on the moon. If you are interested in watching, please contact Coach Franz as he will be sponsoring your rocket fare to the venue.
10. The Loyola/Blue Eagle Gym. "Hello?! Ayaw namin doon noh - hindi lang siya mainit at nasa loob ng Ateneo, malas pa siya!"
9. The Rizal Memorial Coliseum. "Eeew! Ang dumi-dumi sa loob noon! Tsaka puro mumu!"
8. The Makati Coliseum. "No way! Walang parking doon!"
7. The PhilSports Arena (formerly ULTRA). "Gross! Wala nang parking doon, ang hirap pang maglakad papuntang pasukan!"
6. The Cuneta Astrodome. "Huwag! Ang daming magnanakaw doon, baka kunin nila yung side mirror ng bagong kotse ni...never mind."
5. Araneta Coliseum. "Ay, ayaw namin doon - ang lapit sa EDSA! Puro usok at ingay!" (Hindi pa ba kayo sanay doon?!)
4. Madison Square Garden. "Kadiri, bulok na yung building na yun!"
3. Chateau de Versailles, France. "Susme, mas bulok pa yang building na yan! Tsaka wala sa aming marunong mag-French noh!"
2. Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antartica. "Hello?! Kung nasa South Pole kami maglalaro, paano tataas yung bola?!"
And the No. 1 venue for a DLSU basketball game...
1. The moon. "Uy! Hindi mainit, wala sa Ateneo, malayo sa usok at ingay...Perfect!"
Sige, from now on all DLSU basketball games will be held on the moon. If you are interested in watching, please contact Coach Franz as he will be sponsoring your rocket fare to the venue.
We won't need it. We have a Baby Rocket na e.
That was a great list, 5footcarrot!
Reklamadors, unite!
By the way, when are you coming out with the top 10 mirons most likely to succeed Coach Norman Black?
Reklamadors, unite!
By the way, when are you coming out with the top 10 mirons most likely to succeed Coach Norman Black?
QUOTE(atenean_blooded @ Jul 20 2005, 10:03 PM)
We won't need it. We have a Baby Rocket na e.
Hello, Baby Rocket lang yan. Di tayo lahat kakasya.
Mas lalo na yung mga...eherm...imposing in stature. Tsaka yung mga malalaki ang ulo.Kamakiriad, that suggestion of yours sounds like a great idea
Kaso lang from the looks of things, lalagpas nang 10 yung listahan ng mga Coach Norm wannabes.
I know that lots of people think that he hasn't been doing too well this season, but everyone deserves a little appreciation, so I present to you
TOP EIGHT REASONS WHY BAJJIE DEL ROSARIO ROCKS
8. He's tough.
7. He looks out for his teammates.
6. He does his best every time he sets foot on the court.
5. He tries not to dwell on his mistakes and just focuses on doing better next time.
4. He's trying to help his teammates toughen up, mentally and physically.
3. He's such a nice guy, he let Chris Tiu become an Ateneo Legend ahead of him. (Happy now, EvErBlUe?)
2. He was one of the Benilde Seven.
And the No. 1 reason why Bajjie rocks...
1. He's my age! Hehehe
TOP EIGHT REASONS WHY BAJJIE DEL ROSARIO ROCKS
8. He's tough.
7. He looks out for his teammates.
6. He does his best every time he sets foot on the court.
5. He tries not to dwell on his mistakes and just focuses on doing better next time.
4. He's trying to help his teammates toughen up, mentally and physically.
3. He's such a nice guy, he let Chris Tiu become an Ateneo Legend ahead of him. (Happy now, EvErBlUe?
)2. He was one of the Benilde Seven.
And the No. 1 reason why Bajjie rocks...
1. He's my age! Hehehe
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 20 2005, 02:26 PM)
3. Chateau de Versailles, France. "Susme, mas bulok pa yang building na yan! Tsaka wala sa aming marunong mag-French noh!"
baka pwede sila magpa-translate kay macmac tsaka kay yeo..
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
4. Forbid the crowd from using foul language in the arena. Anyone heard doing so gets ejected from the game and will be required to clean all the toilets after everyone's left. (However, you might be able to get around this by showing the proper respect, as suggested by Missus_Eyes: "Ref, ang g@go niyo po!")
Actually, during the FEU game I was seated right next to Bugoy's little boy. Before the game I warned him that Tita Eyes and Tito EE can get a little wild during the games and advised him to cover his ears.
Mrs. Bugoy said that it was "okay lang" daw. Halfway through the game, with me and Mrs. Bugoy screaming, on either side of him, he didn't seem to mind nga.
Whattaboy.
EDITED TO ADD: But of course, because there was a little boy beside me, I didn't shout "sweet nothings" to the ref.
Bumawi na lang ako nung NU game. Si atenista_comm lang naman katabi namin eh.
the top ten schools the UAAP board is overtly biased against according to the folks on the wrong side of the tracks:
1-10. DLSU.
1-10. DLSU.
OK yung list ni paralusi - short and sweet
Anyhoo, in view of the other issues involving the UAAP Board, I humbly present
TOP TEN POSSIBLE REASONS WHY DLSU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE REVISED WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT SCHEDULES
10. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, the recipient from La Salle had the irresistible urge to make a paper airplane.
9. Immediately after receiving the revised schedule, the recipient from La Salle developed a bad case of LBM...and there was no more toilet paper left in the CR.
8. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, Joseph Yeo at the DLSU athletics office (or whatever it's called) showed up demanding for some scratch paper so that he could write a love letter.
7. The schedule got mixed up in some other files so no one got the chance to read it.
6. A freak gust of wind blew the schedule out the window without anyone noticing.
5. A black hole opened up in the DLSU athletics office and sucked the schedule into an alternate universe.
4. The parameters of the Bermuda Triangle shifted unexpectedly and caused the schedule to disappear. (Oddly, yung schedule lang yung nawala.)
3. Elvis Presley borrowed the schedule to show Jim Morrison, Amelia Earhart and the Loch Ness monster, and he forgot to return it.
2. The house-elf in the La Salle office mistook the revised schedule for a piece of scrap paper and promptly incinerated it.
And the No. 1 possible reason why DLSU didn't know about the schedule changes...
1. They didn't lose the schedule; they just didn't read it.
Anyhoo, in view of the other issues involving the UAAP Board, I humbly present
TOP TEN POSSIBLE REASONS WHY DLSU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE REVISED WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT SCHEDULES
10. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, the recipient from La Salle had the irresistible urge to make a paper airplane.
9. Immediately after receiving the revised schedule, the recipient from La Salle developed a bad case of LBM...and there was no more toilet paper left in the CR.
8. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, Joseph Yeo at the DLSU athletics office (or whatever it's called) showed up demanding for some scratch paper so that he could write a love letter.
7. The schedule got mixed up in some other files so no one got the chance to read it.
6. A freak gust of wind blew the schedule out the window without anyone noticing.
5. A black hole opened up in the DLSU athletics office and sucked the schedule into an alternate universe.
4. The parameters of the Bermuda Triangle shifted unexpectedly and caused the schedule to disappear. (Oddly, yung schedule lang yung nawala.)
3. Elvis Presley borrowed the schedule to show Jim Morrison, Amelia Earhart and the Loch Ness monster, and he forgot to return it.
2. The house-elf in the La Salle office mistook the revised schedule for a piece of scrap paper and promptly incinerated it.
And the No. 1 possible reason why DLSU didn't know about the schedule changes...
1. They didn't lose the schedule; they just didn't read it.
QUOTE(5FootCarrot @ Jul 28 2005, 12:01 PM)
x x x
8. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, Joseph Yeo at the DLSU athletics office (or whatever it's called) showed up demanding for some scratch paper so that he could write a love letter.
x x x
1. They didn't lose the schedule; they just didn't read it.[/color]
8. On the day that the revised schedules were handed out, Joseph Yeo at the DLSU athletics office (or whatever it's called) showed up demanding for some scratch paper so that he could write a love letter.
x x x
1. They didn't lose the schedule; they just didn't read it.[/color]
1. regarding no. 8, i believe it is called the office of admission and aid.
2. regarding no. 1, two words: reading. comprehension.
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