THE ATENEO DE MANILA FILMFEST
Here’s a list of art films Ateneans can watch in theatres near them:
1) MEET JOBE-BLACK—This black comedy about Jobe Nkemakolam and Norman Black is sure to be a black-buster.
2) QUIMSON TIDE—Somehow whenever Quimson plays, the team’s performance submerges and the tide turns…against Ateneo.
3) KRAMER vs. KRAMER—Sometimes Doug’s biggest enemy is himself. Catch this film before he catches the ball.
4) TIU-LANDER—Chris is the Eskinol Master model-turned-secret agent who’s got the looks, brains, and money to score on any girl…if only he can score more in court.
5) A BUG’S LIFE—Bugia is now a confident and dominating center. Bugs is no longer insect-cure.
6) BAJJIE-NA MONOLOGUES—“Nakakalaglag underwear” is how girls describe Bajjie’s one-on-one monologue-like moves to the basket.
7) L.A. CONFIDENTIAL—LA is so sneaky that nobody, not even he, knows what his next move is.
8) LARRY POTTER—Fonacier’s a wizard on the court. His long shots are simply magical.
9) J.C. SUPERSTAR—There’s no denying Intal is now a superstar. He may just be Ateneo’s savior this year.
10) MAGNUM-FICO—Membrere plays well, studies well, and lives well. He is truly Magnum-fico
11) THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MACKY—Macky played so superbly in important games last year that everyone believes there’s something about Macky just waiting to explode.
12) THE UNTOUCHABLES—Barracoso, Escueta, Arao and Uichico have hardly touched-a-ball, but their time will surely come.
13) S.W.A.T.—Next attraction…watch Japeth Aguilar swat all those shots that come his way. Coming Very Soon.
Full Version: The Ateneo De Manila Filmfest
onnie:
Love your piece.
Keep it coming.
That's why Ateneista.net is such a hot hot site folks. That is also why attending these "eye balls" is such an experience: the faces of the posters are actually funnier than their posts. The exception is, of course: 5FootCarrot. Just like her avatar, she is so eye popping hot I bet her smile will make Jobe's afro sprout like jumping jack springs.
Love your piece.
Keep it coming.That's why Ateneista.net is such a hot hot site folks. That is also why attending these "eye balls" is such an experience: the faces of the posters are actually funnier than their posts. The exception is, of course: 5FootCarrot. Just like her avatar, she is so eye popping hot I bet her smile will make Jobe's afro sprout like jumping jack springs.
Congrats Onnie! Nice selection of movies.
May I submit for consideration to the filmfest the following war movie classic:
THE MANalo WHO NEVER WAS:
Based on a true story about the UAAP 67 Wars where a GREEN herring was planted upon the BLUE forces to divert the latter from its ultimate objective. With the aid of Divine intervention, the plan was ultimately aborted.
May I submit for consideration to the filmfest the following war movie classic:
THE MANalo WHO NEVER WAS:
Based on a true story about the UAAP 67 Wars where a GREEN herring was planted upon the BLUE forces to divert the latter from its ultimate objective. With the aid of Divine intervention, the plan was ultimately aborted.
QUOTE(onnie @ Jul 21 2004, 05:51 PM)
THE ATENEO DE MANILA FILMFEST
Here’s a list of art films Ateneans can watch in theatres near them:
1) MEET JOBE-BLACK—This black comedy about Jobe Nkemakolam and Norman Black is sure to be a black-buster.
2) QUIMSON TIDE—Somehow whenever Quimson plays, the team’s performance submerges and the tide turns…against Ateneo.
3) KRAMER vs. KRAMER—Sometimes Doug’s biggest enemy is himself. Catch this film before he catches the ball.
4) TIU-LANDER—Chris is the Eskinol Master model-turned-secret agent who’s got the looks, brains, and money to score on any girl…if only he can score more in court.
5) A BUG’S LIFE—Bugia is now a confident and dominating center. Bugs is no longer insect-cure.
7) L.A. CONFIDENTIAL—LA is so sneaky that nobody, not even he, knows what his next move is.
8) LARRY POTTER—Fonacier’s a wizard on the court. His long shots are simply magical.
9) J.C. SUPERSTAR—There’s no denying Intal is now a superstar. He may just be Ateneo’s savior this year.
11) THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MACKY—Macky played so superbly in important games last year that everyone believes there’s something about Macky just waiting to explode.
12) THE UNTOUCHABLES—Barracoso, Escueta, Arao and Uichico have hardly touched-a-ball, but their time will surely come.
13) S.W.A.T.—Next attraction…watch Japeth Aguilar swat all those shots that come his way. Coming Very Soon.
Here’s a list of art films Ateneans can watch in theatres near them:
1) MEET JOBE-BLACK—This black comedy about Jobe Nkemakolam and Norman Black is sure to be a black-buster.
2) QUIMSON TIDE—Somehow whenever Quimson plays, the team’s performance submerges and the tide turns…against Ateneo.
3) KRAMER vs. KRAMER—Sometimes Doug’s biggest enemy is himself. Catch this film before he catches the ball.
4) TIU-LANDER—Chris is the Eskinol Master model-turned-secret agent who’s got the looks, brains, and money to score on any girl…if only he can score more in court.
5) A BUG’S LIFE—Bugia is now a confident and dominating center. Bugs is no longer insect-cure.
7) L.A. CONFIDENTIAL—LA is so sneaky that nobody, not even he, knows what his next move is.
8) LARRY POTTER—Fonacier’s a wizard on the court. His long shots are simply magical.
9) J.C. SUPERSTAR—There’s no denying Intal is now a superstar. He may just be Ateneo’s savior this year.
11) THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MACKY—Macky played so superbly in important games last year that everyone believes there’s something about Macky just waiting to explode.
12) THE UNTOUCHABLES—Barracoso, Escueta, Arao and Uichico have hardly touched-a-ball, but their time will surely come.
13) S.W.A.T.—Next attraction…watch Japeth Aguilar swat all those shots that come his way. Coming Very Soon.
benta!!!!
On extended run until Ateneo wins back the Championship. Hilarious!
QUOTE(cackler @ Jul 21 2004, 10:15 AM)
That's why Atenista.net is such a hot hot site folks. That is also why attending these "eye balls" is such an experience: the faces of the posters are actually funnier than their posts. The exception is, of course: 5FootCarrot. Just like her avatar, she is so eye popping hot I bet her smile will make Jobe's afro sprout like jumping jack springs.
I'm so glad I read this thread!
Mahusay pare...MAHUSAY!! 
The movie that best suits BJ Manalo is "ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST"-- After high school, BJ flew over the CUCKOO's nest and after college flew back to the eagles nest, then all of a sudden went cuckoo himself. Cuckoolamin sya kapag di sya tumigil.
I understand a documentary-type film is now being made about a former Blue Eagle -- it's called EPOK TO REMEMBER and it chronicles Chris Quimpo's college b-ball career.
There is also a small contingent of people fighting for the screening of GONE WITH ARWIND, the film adaptation of last season's finals.
There is also a small contingent of people fighting for the screening of GONE WITH ARWIND, the film adaptation of last season's finals.
Yaman din lang nagsalita si Cackler, time to steal a line from Gas, "I've got a face made for radio!"
Dapat meron din ang Lady Eagles! Sermonan na naman kayo ni Carrot about stereotypes, feminism, gender discrimination, institutional biases and a partridge in a pear tree ...
Teka, hindi be may sinabi si Maverick na WHEN MARTY MET CARROT? A romantic comedy about two absolutely mismatched people. With friends like they have, who needs a mother in law?
Dapat meron din ang Lady Eagles! Sermonan na naman kayo ni Carrot about stereotypes, feminism, gender discrimination, institutional biases and a partridge in a pear tree ...
Teka, hindi be may sinabi si Maverick na WHEN MARTY MET CARROT? A romantic comedy about two absolutely mismatched people. With friends like they have, who needs a mother in law?
Joe,
Paano naman ako napasama rito? I haven't commented on the Saga of Carrot and Master Quimson. Don't get me started.
Paano naman ako napasama rito? I haven't commented on the Saga of Carrot and Master Quimson. Don't get me started.
A movie about the Lady Eagles...hmmm...
How about WOMEN ON TOP -- of their game, of the competition, and of the line pag by-height ang pila...
EDIT: And Mav, yes you have.
How about WOMEN ON TOP -- of their game, of the competition, and of the line pag by-height ang pila...
EDIT: And Mav, yes you have.
Wooops! Tumatanda na. Sorry. Does this mean I can get started?
QUOTE(Maverick @ Jul 22 2004, 06:30 AM)
Wooops! Tumatanda na. Sorry. Does this mean I can get started?
No, you can't.
QUOTE(Maverick @ Jul 22 2004, 06:14 AM)
Joe,
Paano naman ako napasama rito? I haven't commented on the Saga of Carrot and Master Quimson. Don't get me started.
Paano naman ako napasama rito? I haven't commented on the Saga of Carrot and Master Quimson. Don't get me started.
Your Honor Sir,
with the indulgence of this honoable court, may I direct your attention to the Unmentionable-Unnameable thread, where the plaintiff clearly states, "Just rename the thread 'When Marty Met Carrot' " much to the delight of the usual rabble populating these Forum pages.
Hay naku, in love na nga siguro si Tito Mav mo Pamangkin, andami ng nakakalimutan.
How about JUWANNA MANN VS THE LADY EAGLES?
Tito Joe, I must withold comment on Tito Mav's being in love and forgetful. Ganoon ang kantiyaw sa akin ng ibang tao and I must rise above such behavior 
With Carlo Sharma as Juwanna? ...Ay, wag na. Mas magaling pa rin talaga yung original actor (Miguel A. Nunez, Jr.).
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How about JUWANNA MANN VS THE LADY EAGLES?
With Carlo Sharma as Juwanna?
...Ay, wag na. Mas magaling pa rin talaga yung original actor (Miguel A. Nunez, Jr.).
Mag-Tito nga kayo ni Mav! Hindi kaya in love nga kayong dalawa, ayaw niyo lang aminin?
Para kayong sitcom na mag-tito, har-har. Teka, a sitcom ng mag-tito na in love, hmm ...
Para kayong sitcom na mag-tito, har-har. Teka, a sitcom ng mag-tito na in love, hmm ...
I meant with different people ha, mahirap na at mas intrigero pa sa mga baklitang reporter ang mga panero ng Tito Mav mo. 
ROTFLMAO
may i post this in my blog?!
may i post this in my blog?!
May I just add "ANY GIVEN SANDY".
A movie about the Ateneans' preference for a "hilaw" (daw) and "may kulang pa" (daw) na coach over any other basketball mentor, especially a certain coach cum councilor cum sports management firm stockholder/incorporator.
A movie about the Ateneans' preference for a "hilaw" (daw) and "may kulang pa" (daw) na coach over any other basketball mentor, especially a certain coach cum councilor cum sports management firm stockholder/incorporator.
Joe,
For a while there, I thought you were getting sick.
Re: Any Given Sandy - That's got to be my running favorite, as of now. Keep 'em coming, guys.
For a while there, I thought you were getting sick.
Re: Any Given Sandy - That's got to be my running favorite, as of now. Keep 'em coming, guys.
After seeing Doug Kramer lose the ball against U.E. I am convinced the movie that best fits him is CATCH IT IF YOU CAN.
Or A MAN APART (from the ball in the post).
OFF TOPIC
For Fried Green Tomato's role as a stalker and spectator: IKISKIS MO SA BATO as in "The Raiders of the Lost Ark - Romancing The Stone."
For Fried Green Tomato's role as a stalker and spectator: IKISKIS MO SA BATO as in "The Raiders of the Lost Ark - Romancing The Stone."
QUOTE(BerdengEbak @ Jul 26 2004, 03:53 PM)
OFF TOPIC
For Fried Green Tomato's role as a stalker and spectator: IKISKIS MO SA BATO as in "The Raiders of the Lost Ark - Romancing The Stone."
For Fried Green Tomato's role as a stalker and spectator: IKISKIS MO SA BATO as in "The Raiders of the Lost Ark - Romancing The Stone."
This made my morning. It probably made my entire week.
Naalala ko tuloy ang mahiwagang nilalang na nag-SMS sa akin kahapon. Malaman ko lang kung sino 'yan garantisado, kakaibang lambing at pagmamahal aabutin niya sa akin. I just LOVE anonymous SMS coming out of the blue and even playing coy instead of giving even an alias, so very sexy, alluring and mysterious. So downright ... dangerous ...
Sana lang hindi magkatotoong sapantaha ni Pareng Cackler at naku, matagal na akong walang practise magpa-amin ng suspect. I forgot if its 1 or 2 liters of distilled water for every 100 cc of carbolic acid. Kasi kung kulang literally tinutunaw nung acid solution ang internal organs, unti-unti pa. Kung sobra naman, nabuburang short-term memory dahil apekatado fronatl lobe at cortex. Ah alam ko na, sodium pentathol na lang, 'yun alam ko pang ratio, harmless pa. Truth serum at its finest and available over the counter ang ingredients.
O, e di MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3 na!
(old Mission Impossible theme starts to play)
Sana lang hindi magkatotoong sapantaha ni Pareng Cackler at naku, matagal na akong walang practise magpa-amin ng suspect. I forgot if its 1 or 2 liters of distilled water for every 100 cc of carbolic acid. Kasi kung kulang literally tinutunaw nung acid solution ang internal organs, unti-unti pa. Kung sobra naman, nabuburang short-term memory dahil apekatado fronatl lobe at cortex. Ah alam ko na, sodium pentathol na lang, 'yun alam ko pang ratio, harmless pa. Truth serum at its finest and available over the counter ang ingredients.
O, e di MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3 na!
(old Mission Impossible theme starts to play)
As for FGT movies....
Fatal attracTIUn, Liar! Liar!, 69 first dates, crouching stalker hidden TIUger, The Spin and Ay!!!!, Diligin mo ng TIUka ang uhaw na kamatis, The FASHION of CHRIS, Sa 'yo ang Cavite sa akin ang TIUndo, The sound of TIUsic, ay! Pukemo the movie, Sexual Predator vs Alien (co-starring ren2 and JV Casio), BALALOCKY 8: FGT vs. FaGoTomato, Salle-Salle scandal 2: ang sikreto ng TIUguig, TIUrassic park, Bird Cage... who among the eagles will be in it? PEAKERS... Robert Redford could have gotten him to be part of his team of hackers but most of the surveillance cameras will be in TIU's house, KILL BILL velasco vol 10... masyado daw tsimoso si Bill, Too Phallic too furious... obvious ba? The Scorned Identitiy... who is his alternick?
Ateneo player movies or TV series...
DOUGhog day... paulit-ulit na lang nabibitawan ang bola kaya your day will always be the same until you learn to hold on to the ball.
Sandy's list.... hope you can come up with the right rotation or have a holocaust on the palm of your hands... on a side note Japeth would be a good poster boy without a shirt on behind a barbed wire fence.
BLACK REIGN (from the early 90s movie of Andy Garcia and Michael Douglas) - Jobe Nkemakolam and Norman Black... wala lang.
CLAIFORD 13: Katipunan, we have a problem... don't you just wish he could just jump higher as if he is on the moon?
Six Feet Under/Smallville... who says short people can't play... LA Tenorio, Macky Escalona, Chris Tiu, Yuri Escueta, Magnum Membrere, BLUESINCEBIRTH? (and TY TANG!!!!!)
Band of Brothers... Jobe Nkemakolam, Johann Uichico, Yuri Escueta... brothers glued to the bench.
Magnum PIlay... good thing it's just a contusion.
Ripley's believe it or not - Doug can catch the ball and Ford can jump
Fatal attracTIUn, Liar! Liar!, 69 first dates, crouching stalker hidden TIUger, The Spin and Ay!!!!, Diligin mo ng TIUka ang uhaw na kamatis, The FASHION of CHRIS, Sa 'yo ang Cavite sa akin ang TIUndo, The sound of TIUsic, ay! Pukemo the movie, Sexual Predator vs Alien (co-starring ren2 and JV Casio), BALALOCKY 8: FGT vs. FaGoTomato, Salle-Salle scandal 2: ang sikreto ng TIUguig, TIUrassic park, Bird Cage... who among the eagles will be in it? PEAKERS... Robert Redford could have gotten him to be part of his team of hackers but most of the surveillance cameras will be in TIU's house, KILL BILL velasco vol 10... masyado daw tsimoso si Bill, Too Phallic too furious... obvious ba? The Scorned Identitiy... who is his alternick?
Ateneo player movies or TV series...
DOUGhog day... paulit-ulit na lang nabibitawan ang bola kaya your day will always be the same until you learn to hold on to the ball.
Sandy's list.... hope you can come up with the right rotation or have a holocaust on the palm of your hands... on a side note Japeth would be a good poster boy without a shirt on behind a barbed wire fence.
BLACK REIGN (from the early 90s movie of Andy Garcia and Michael Douglas) - Jobe Nkemakolam and Norman Black... wala lang.
CLAIFORD 13: Katipunan, we have a problem... don't you just wish he could just jump higher as if he is on the moon?
Six Feet Under/Smallville... who says short people can't play... LA Tenorio, Macky Escalona, Chris Tiu, Yuri Escueta, Magnum Membrere, BLUESINCEBIRTH? (and TY TANG!!!!!)
Band of Brothers... Jobe Nkemakolam, Johann Uichico, Yuri Escueta... brothers glued to the bench.
Magnum PIlay... good thing it's just a contusion.
Ripley's believe it or not - Doug can catch the ball and Ford can jump
Erm, yung ibang mga FGT movies hindi ko na-gets...but then in this case I guess ignorance is bliss
I got this one, though It's my favorite so far!
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Magnum PIlay... good thing it's just a contusion.
I got this one, though
It's my favorite so far!
How about
REMEMBER THE ATENISTITANS
The story of a great team who lost their best player to injury in the middle of the season yet still won the championship.
REMEMBER THE ATENISTITANS
The story of a great team who lost their best player to injury in the middle of the season yet still won the championship.
YOU GOT SERVED starring Paolo Bugia and Japeth Aguilar...gets?!
Baby Rocket, Silaban Mo Ako!
The ultimate Intal fangirl movie!
The ultimate Intal fangirl movie!
For this season's Film Fest, do check out the following entries:
1. THE BROTHERS GRIM- The epic saga of the 2 brothers grim reaction to the UAAP board decision to replay their 2nd round encounter.
2. SHALL WE DANCE- Watch SIRA YAN ARANA apply for their schools premiere singing/dance group on condition they rename it KUNDI-ARANA. Introducing the latest on court dance craze the HIP-HOOPS.
3. THE DESCENT- The story of U.P.'s skid from their outsatnding 1st round performance to their heart breaking 2nd round losses. Deserves a standing oblation from viewers.
4. MUST LOVE DOUG- Starring Cheska G. in a true to life movie.
5. ANGER MANAGEMENT- Starring N.U.'s Asoro and his inability to face the fact that there is handsome Doug who's not a member of the bulldogs.
6. SOUND OF THUNDER- The best way to describe how the 6th man cheers.
7. LISENSYADONG KAMAO- Watch Manny Pacquiao's look a like Earl the pearl Saguindel sneak a cose fisted punch at LA while his sparring partner washes their clothes and roams around town much like ... LABA-GALA.
8. SKY HIGH- Starring Japeth Aguilar's BLOCK buster performance this season.
9. THE LONGEST YARN- That ateneo won the championship because Mike the Cool Cat sold out is indeed the longest Yarn of all.
10. FANTASTIC FOUR- featuring the final four teams this season, F.E.U., DLSU, U.E. and ATENEO. Of the four characters in the film, the THING best exemplifies Ateneo dahil malakas ang DA-THING!!!
RELAX WATCH A MOVIE.
1. THE BROTHERS GRIM- The epic saga of the 2 brothers grim reaction to the UAAP board decision to replay their 2nd round encounter.
2. SHALL WE DANCE- Watch SIRA YAN ARANA apply for their schools premiere singing/dance group on condition they rename it KUNDI-ARANA. Introducing the latest on court dance craze the HIP-HOOPS.
3. THE DESCENT- The story of U.P.'s skid from their outsatnding 1st round performance to their heart breaking 2nd round losses. Deserves a standing oblation from viewers.
4. MUST LOVE DOUG- Starring Cheska G. in a true to life movie.
5. ANGER MANAGEMENT- Starring N.U.'s Asoro and his inability to face the fact that there is handsome Doug who's not a member of the bulldogs.
6. SOUND OF THUNDER- The best way to describe how the 6th man cheers.
7. LISENSYADONG KAMAO- Watch Manny Pacquiao's look a like Earl the pearl Saguindel sneak a cose fisted punch at LA while his sparring partner washes their clothes and roams around town much like ... LABA-GALA.
8. SKY HIGH- Starring Japeth Aguilar's BLOCK buster performance this season.
9. THE LONGEST YARN- That ateneo won the championship because Mike the Cool Cat sold out is indeed the longest Yarn of all.
10. FANTASTIC FOUR- featuring the final four teams this season, F.E.U., DLSU, U.E. and ATENEO. Of the four characters in the film, the THING best exemplifies Ateneo dahil malakas ang DA-THING!!!
RELAX WATCH A MOVIE.
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