Actually the Simple Life 2 is airing tonight at 8 (western time) I think...well I like watching the show. It makes spoiled rich kids really dumb!...I still wish I have a super millionaire family....then I don't have to worry about my future...just gonna have fun!!!

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The Simple Life 2: Road Trip

No money. No cell phones. No clue.
This is gonna be so good.
And since it's a long-held TV rule that all good — or at least popular — shows must be beaten into the ground, it's time for Fox to serve up another dose of nitwit heiresses Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie proving that coming from dollars doesn't buy you common sense. Obviously, the network hopes that blond-highlightening will strike twice.
Granted, after last winter's not-so-surprising hit planted the partying pair on an Arkansas farm and at the top of the Nielsens, it was a no-brainer they'd be back. Even the repeats (and Lord, there were tons of them) did well, but the trick here is replicating that Girls Gone Wildlife charm without things feeling as fake as a Marc Jacobs knockoff.
Turns out, that's not a problem. Instead of finding them a new locale in which to wreak havoc, the powers-that-be have opted to unleash the ladies and their dogs Tinkerbell and Honey Child on a cross-country trek in a hot-pink pickup hooked to an Airstream trailer. And from the looks of the opener, it's a total gas.
Tonight, the gals get down with their bad-behaving selves for a little R&R — retail and rubdowns — in South Beach before embarking on a trip that will take them from Miami to Los Angeles. It's all very "look at how extravagant they are!" to clue us in to their usual lifestyles of the rich and blameless. Not that we really need the Cliff's Notes after years of tabloid headlines and True Hollywood Stories on these two. In fact, the early bits seem a tad tame considering how many of us have already seen online just how Miss Hilton spends her downtime.
Once the truck pulls up, though, it's go-time for the best friends and partners in crime against mankind, with Nicole uttering an utterly hilarious profanity about their new mobile home away from home. Yes, dear, they are bleeping kidding with you and the rest of us are getting a big old laugh out of it.
The first stop sends them to a rodeo ranch in the Florida sticks, where couture meets manure as the ladies clean out the bull pen for a little dough. To make matters worse, the stank of that duty is barely off them before a minor horseback mishap lands Paris in the ER and all over the news, giving the girls prime pouting opportunity and their host a scare big enough to fund his guests' gift-shop shopping spree. It's a priceless display of how smart these dim-bulbs actually are, using the spotlight and a little lip gloss to get what they want from a man with no idea whom he's dealing with.
Thankfully, we do have a clue. They are spoiled, silly and downright shameless. Which I guess explains why Simple is so hard to resist. — Damian J. Holbrook